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One and a Haf

@hafomatic

engineer, innovation @deutschetelekom telco&IoT expert, island life explorer

 Berlin, Germany
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Joined May 2013
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A sve kao nema se para za porez 😈
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Over $3 trillion erased from the US stock market today.
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PostLLM vibe koderi prije nego dignu novu revolucionarnu aplikaciju na app store.
The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 (@greatestbkfacts) profile pictureThe Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑
@greatestbkfactsNov 3
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Narrator: it _is_ a crypto problem
Altcoin Daily (@AltcoinDaily) profile pictureAltcoin Daily
@AltcoinDailyNov 3
Binance Founder, CZ, issues big WARNING. "If a crypto exchange can be hacked, banks are in a worse position." "This is not just a #crypto problem. This is actually a much wider information security problem."
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🔥🚒 Nakon par tjedana Anaking postinga, partizani Andora idu u probijanje. Absolute Cinema
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gigi@ptriiichorNov 4
it’s everywhere now
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Wake up babe the Democrats are Andor posting
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Superiornost Jugolavenske proizvodnje je da si ove čizme mogao koristiti za hodanje po dubokom snjegu (dok ga je još bilo) ali i za one plastične vrećice mlijeka da stoje uspravno u frižideru.
Reset_SW (@reset_sw) profile pictureReset_SW@reset_swNov 4
Naziv: Čizme Akiak Zemlja porekla: Jugoslavija Proizvođač: Industruja obuće Beograd - Zemun Mesto proizvodnje : Zemun , Tvornička 14 Materijal: guma sa krznom iznutra Boja : Crvena , Plava i Žuta Opis proizvoda : Izuzetno praktične gumene , nepromočive čizme.
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Točno si zamišljam Mišu kako pokazuje svoj sprovod Elvisu, a ovaj ga sa čačkalicom u zubima pita “Tko ti je to radio?”
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Sve što trebate znati o procesiji lijesa po Poljudu je da vozač žvače žvakaču.
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Oni njega stvarno voze po stadionu 🫣 u golf kartu 🤷‍♂️
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Veliki produkcijski minus za TV prijenos ovog Mišinog loma je da nisu postavljeni usmjereni mikrofoni prema publici jer doslovno je svaki izvođač digao ruke i rekao “Ajmo…” ali realno ne čuje se dobro.
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Ja bi tu samo dodao mrvu ulja, nabacio usitnjenog luka. Kad zadinsta nabacio šnicu na par minuta sa svake strane i podlio vodom. Jest da bi dobio rak al bar ne bi morao prat.
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Slučajno pogledao jedan putopis Savršena mjesta sa Sašom Šekoranjom i mogu vam reći da je osvježavajuće.
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Ja bi ovo kupio. Uselio. I ne bi pomaknuo niti jednu stvar.
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Lažem. Maknuo bi one tabletiće sa rukohvata fotelja.
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Balkanization of infrastructure as-a-service
Ivan Burazin (@ivanburazin) profile pictureIvan Burazin
@ivanburazinNov 2
The state of the GPU market: - five people selling from the same party - lots of middlemen - quality varies wildly - prices change every other day - you pay 30% upfront - the sellers use your commitment to get a loan - then they find a data center - you pay them back over 3 years - tier one providers are sold out - you’re dealing with whoever has access Keeps getting wilder.
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Jedva čekam kad otvore lijes na Poljudu, a ono Mišo “rigor mortis” sa rukama u zrak i svi krenu pjevat u isti glas “Pooooljuuuubi zemlju…”
Vremenski putnik (@ZG0206HR) profile pictureVremenski putnik@ZG0206HRNov 2
Pa dobro, jeste li vi normalni???
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Dragodid u akciji. Slika desno je skiciranje 3 verzije završetka/početka suhozida
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ono kad @mdfnlshts traži maloljetnog sina da mu ode u trgovinu po pivu i cigare dok on šaluje stazicu do štaglja.
mdfnlshts (@mdfnlshts) profile picturemdfnlshts@mdfnlshtsNov 2
Woke ass llms
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Ovo da se upiše u knjigu Panonskijevih proročanstava
Panonski (@Panonski) profile picturePanonski@PanonskiNov 1
Uopće nisam fasciniran malim Antoneliem. Mozda najbezlicniji prvak u novije vrijeme.
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