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Hailey Masterson

@hailmast

I was born on International Women's Day

 The Other Capital
Joined March 2010
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Sorry guys my dad says my tweets have 2 be wholesome now :’(
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Remember that ad campaign pushing people to eat eggs for dinner?? Bro you don’t need to influence me on that I already be doin it
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My mother just asked “why can’t you pay cash to Ubers?”
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Boston Rob needs to be on season three of The Traitors
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If roads can have narrow shoulders why can’t I
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When I die I hope the papers call me “local Toronto teen”
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I’m single in Toronto….of coooourse I’ve seen a sunset at Riverdale Park
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There comes a time in every persons life that they can’t remember if a dollar has one hundred cents or if a dollar has sixty cents
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dolph rundgren@0thxpls14 Mar 2024
Me when the Canadian Improv Games eliminates the Life event:
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Teach a people to hate themselves and their history and they are defenseless against mind viruses. They can be reprogrammed with ease.
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Wearing period underwear to bed. Wish me luck
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Just For Laughs files for bankruptcy protection, cancels 2024 festival montreal.ctvnews.ca/just-for…
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Dua Leapa year
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Clippy walked so Grammarly could run
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To me, “having a nightcap” means having a bowl of lactose free cottage cheese with chocolate jellow pudding powder and peanut butter
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When it’s nice out they should cancel work. They should also cancel work when it’s gross out
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The key to organizing your apartment is to drink an energy drink at 1pm
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Call me The Veronica’s the way I be untouched
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I’ve already had a full DAY and ur not even awake!!!! (Cleaned my retainer)
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Sir please take your hand off your girlfriends ass at the Alberta avenue no frills
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Parvati’s gotta stop with these headbands
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I love my osteopath Greg
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