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Halal Bilal

@halalcomedy

Muslim comedian from South Africa who uses humour to make the world better! Founder of @DohaTweetups & @SUCQatar | @aminae is my BIGGEST fan:P | aka @bilalr

 Qatar / South Africa
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Joined March 2011
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary – at Doha, Qatar
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It's just hard to park these big cars into the tiny parking bays! 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Amazing to see all the emotions and uproar against what's happening in Jerusalem! South African Muslims are remarkable like that.
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🤔 I'm going to consider giving up comedy when I move back to South Africa... #highrisk
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Saudi Arabia announces Eid on Sunday. Demands that Qatar not follow, and does Eid on Monday! #WeDemandQatar
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I hope nobody started doing this to their milk in Qatar! We have enough coming in from Turkey 🇹🇷 #QatarCrisis – at Doha, Qatar
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Amazing seeing expats show love and solidarity with Qatar. I am proud of our diverse community and the home we share together. We are one.❤️
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Trump knew about the US troops in Cutter - he just didn't realise that Qatar is the same place 😂 #WeAreQatar nitter.cf/simonmarksfsn/status/8…
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MSNBC reporting White House sources says Trump "may not have known" the US has troops based in Qatar.
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Next up, is @SaadAhmedKhan - he's working hard to keep the local comedy scene going! @SUCQatar @AlSayedcomedy @minaliccione – at Al Rayyan, Qatar
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My first @SUCQatar show in almost two years!! Watching AbdulRahman suffer 😂 - looking forward to @minaliccione!!
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Don't waste money on an extended warranty from @SharafDG - been trying for days to @SamsungGulf to actually honour the warranty but no luck!
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New law to ensure 50% salaries of exaptriates are deposited into parents’ accounts fb.me/102aIwy5p
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Tip for anyone visiting @hotelparkdoha - there's about 4 toilets here for a few thousand people - 45mins waiting time to pee 😩 #QIFF2017
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Video of the crowds at an electronics store in Doha. #SharafDG #MallofQatar
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Conditions a million times worse than Apartheid South Africa, yet @MmusiMaimane @Our_DA seem to have short memory! nitter.cf/malsaafin/status/82037…
Backstage at tonight's @SUCQatar show - pics by @filcomedian (obviously😂)
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Best. Souvenir. Ever. @TeaTimeKarak #QatarLiving
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So, what's makes you a little sick to your stomach?
2.5 hours later and still @OoredooQatar is not answering - have they all gone on vacation? – at Doha, Qatar
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