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i commend madison for sharing her story about her childhood but it’s simultaneously so sad to see how much she lacks identity and trust in herself to realize that she’s genuinely experiencing stockholm syndrome with kyler he’s a scary individual #SLOMWOC
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mccall is a 36 year old mean girl and loser and mayci saying she’ll fuck up bobbi and avery.. girl you couldn’t even stand up to taylor frankie paul when she was yelling in your face be so for real #SLOMWOC
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bye bye papa
#DWTS Semifinals Song and Dances:
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two things can exist at once apsyn can be going through a lot while simultaneously not showing up as a co parent parker has every right to think it’s weird that billy & bri have a tattoo for HIS child & won’t respect his boundaries about affection in front of said kids #SLOMWOC
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jenna j’s reaction in the wings last night when tatyana and jan were announced safe she is such a hateful loser if she’s mad now imagine how mad she’ll be when val isn’t asked back next season #dwts
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jess retweeted
and i will never forgive jennifer lawrence for being a mess and accidentally creating an army of connor wood fans on tiktok #dwts
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without a doubt the final 2 couples that mirrorball will ! be making its way back to the pashkov/karagach household one way or another
ARE YOU SERIOUS - this gag is causing seismic shifts #dwts
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val and jenna eliminated im so happy #dwts
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the beautiful irony of maks betting on tatyana to go home only for his loser brother to be eliminated instead while up against her god is so good
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voting connor gives off republican… no way you continuously choose to vote his mediocre performance over the amazing talented women on this show bc what.. he makes you laugh? eeeeeeeeyuck #dwts
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we won (jenna and val out) but at what cost (connor and his stiff body horrible technique and parasocial obsessive fans still here) #dwts
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derek lives up connor’s anal cavity he glazes him like he put $100k on him to win it all on kalshi
derek don’t need to be a judge bc why are u glazing connor after carrie ann rightfully said there wasn’t enough cha cha??? #dwts
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connor is such a hot mess it genuinely pisses me off get him off this show maura and mark you better get these 2 points #dwts
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wow i am so shocked jenna and val won the dance off #dwts
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this clear set up.. val and jenna going home while tatyana remains the people’s princess would heal nature #dwts
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dani and amber you are insane for this #dwts
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jess retweeted
if you think connor's dance deserved the same score as ezra, tatyana or maura's please block me actually
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jenna with the dramatic reactions every week girl you’re predictable and annoying #dwts
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harry you’re not winning so enjoy it while you can #dwts
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connor was no where near the level of performance as tatyana and maura we are living in a simulation of hell #dwts
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