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on god im going to the dmv

massachusetts/LA
Joined October 2024
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i'll have whatever intestinal parasite shes having !!
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suck a dick or pack it up queen
I’m pretty handy 🔨😎
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ive never seen a remotely good take from an account with an ariana grande profile picture
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hot take AI *should* be synonymous with broke
As expected now Ai will become synonymous of broke and quality will be linked to high end brands
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the way none of the garments are the same
Lizzo stuns as Seiko Ayase for Halloween.
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french people are so performative its NAUSEATING
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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blake shelton winning was my personal 9/11 and it has lost all legitimacy as a result
People Magazine’s last 12 'Sexiest Man Alive' winners who deserved it and who didn’t?👀
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we need to wake this up because a lot of you are doing halloween for The Phone
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benson boone and hungskater lowkey look alike
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i dont think i have enough fabric to remake my flop gloves
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its giving
an absolutely INSANE giant of a man. Physique of a titan that could lift mountains with ease
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theres like 4 design elements here if you cant spot the differences you might be stupid
y’all really do treat her like Meg Griffin because how the hell you found a problem with her costume even😭😭
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fierce is fierce
making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
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the way im gonna get these
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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again i dont think "RIP grandma" posts are appropriate from the instagram where you also promote your onlyfans content
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halloween costume progress
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going to turkey for hair plugs is the Bald Guy Hajj
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you interact with ONE obese furry account and now my entire feed is fat guys and fat furry comics and unfortunately i cant stop sending them to craig
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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i have nothing to plug but my butt
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tbt to when strangers on the internet were saying i was a hooker because i named my alt "meatcoupon" when its just a reference to when my friend worked at a grocery store and there was no manager code for 'meat coupon' so he used it to price adjust everything indiscriminately
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