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ur favorite bipolar wife guy

Texas, USA
Joined November 2022
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Call me Dyson the way I just keep on sucking in new and innovative ways
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So I'm starting to realise that 25 years of constantly wanting to die is not an easy thing to get over
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If airlines lobby against rail because it would eat into their business then why don't they just invest in rail themselves?
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weird thing about growing up in rural texas is that you're taught that wearing square toed boots is effeminate and bad. As a result, my impressionable and ignorant young self only wore narrow pointed toe boots and fucked up my toes for life
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I think the picture didn't attach? Anyway it was this
I hate that I did this but I was curious. this is the least surprising thing I've ever seen. I wish I wasn't so predictable
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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I'm holding talks to kiss my wife sweetly tonight
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I hate that I did this but I was curious. this is the least surprising thing I've ever seen. I wish I wasn't so predictable
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Zack retweeted
Everyday I feel like a Dog that is going to be Put Down Tomorrow
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Can we get Jane Fonda to run for office or
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Tryna motorboat the pussy
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God please let the kid fall asleep before my wife does tonight 🙏
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Hot dogs in MY air fryer? It's more likely than you think
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Bro had 19th century Russian Orthodox liturgical choir records
Inherited legit 300+ records from my uncle and the boxes are too heavy to move but I need to check out each record but I can't take them into the house a handful at a time because that'd take ages so I bought a garage record player for the garage to play records right in the gara
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I need to keep an eye on my mental state because I just bought a darning kit on a whim for some reason
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I’m sick and tired of y’all giving credit to transplants. Most of em only moved here to try and turn Texas into MAGA California, which just managed to piss off everyone Talarico won by 1.2M. That feat was only possible because native Texans—liberal AND conservative—came together
If you are having trouble trying to wrap your head around what happened in Texas and Nevada last night, let me help explain it for you. In 2024 alone, roughly 77,000 people moved from California to Texas. That same year, about 53,000 moved from California to Nevada. Those two states just delivered some of the biggest Democratic wins of the night. James Talarico flipped the U.S. Senate seat and became the first Democrat to win a Texas Senate race since 1988 Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott and became the first Democratic governor of Texas in decades Aaron Ford defeated incumbent Republican Joe Lombardo and flipped the governor’s office.
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Do any monkeys actually go ooh ooh ahh ahh or are they playing us?
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how do i erase myself from everyone's brain i don't want people to know me anymore
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Man I do not need to be talking about about some of the things I delete on here
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This was about Niecy Nash's assets
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I hope Gina Hinojisa literally mû*d3rs elon musk
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