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THE BOARD IS OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT. All 888 seats have been claimed. We would like to welcome every new member of The Board. You are now part of a very limited group at the top of the Top Floor ecosystem. Further announcements and important details will be shared over the coming hours. The seats have been taken. Now it’s time to see what comes next. This is only the beginning. Secondary Market: opensea.io/collection/topflo…

One more round of collabs rolling out today/tomorrow.

Elysium, 7 days out: what's actually onchain Gm. There's still no official explorer, so lemme tell you what's going on over there and here's everything we've got. Numbers are from our own dump THE NUMBERS - 40,314 HYPE MILESTONE in the bridge, about $3.47M, up 7,000 HYPE since yesterday - 2,229 tokens launched - 4,713 wallets sent 99.5k txs in the last 24h - 26,019 HYPE of volume on Nov 1, second biggest day ever after Oct 29 (29,638) Withdrawals take about 5.6 days, so money mostly just comes in, 8,019 HYPE in vs 240 out over one day. Only about 18% of the bridged HYPE was sitting in pools this morning, and don't assume the rest is capital waiting for Nov 9, a big chunk of the idle money we checked yesterday was traders' profit wallets The official RPC still wants a key and the canonical Uniswap contracts aren't deployed, so most people use @elyscanlive as the explorer. None of the projects below are official and Kinetiq has said a reset before launch is possible, so you know what you're aping into WHO LAUNCHES THE TOKENS The leaders all work about the same way: 1B tokens go straight into a v4 pool against HYPE at around a 30 HYPE cap, and a hook taxes every swap. The creator picks the tax (on Kleos anywhere from 1 to 10%) and the pad keeps a cut of it, even when the trade came thru somebody else's site. Share below is volume by whose token it was: - @TheKleos_: 708 tokens, 37% of volume, keeps 20% of the tax. It's also the only pad where a public handle openly claimed the deployer wallet, everyone else here is anon - @Boxa_Elysium: 597 tokens, 25%. Today it's ahead on launches, 184 vs 118 for Kleos - @ElysiumPump: first on the chain (Oct 20), 305 tokens, 20%. It barely launches anything now (6 today), its old coins like e/acc and BLOB are what still trade - @eleosfun: 8%, nearly all of it EOS. Worth knowing the launch tx of EOS sent 55% of supply to 31 wallets for 74 HYPE - @Stockium, w/ its Tradium terminal: pairs coins w/ tokenized stocks, the only team here that shipped something on HyperEVM before - The long tail: ELYXA, ArkhamPad, Torus, Styxn, Elevate, Supercolony, kntq.io, ElixirPad - One launcher w/ 134 tokens has no name at all (0x7d1904bf, tokens carry a seed: URI). Its addresses are in the site code of Agora, but Agora aggregates every pad so that proves nothing. Two things we'd check before believing any chart. On Oct 29, 6,523 of the 12,275 HYPE of volume Boxa did came from a loop contract (0x443289ce) w/ the same deployer as the BOXA launch contract. And a hot token isn't always a crowd, 42% of ELYCAT sits in three wallets funded from one. New platform tokens also lost about 90% of their volume within 48h, so a pad's coin pumping tells you very little about the pad WHO OWNS THE TRADERS The pad makes the token, but the terminal owns the person pressing buy, and it adds its own fee on top. A 100 HYPE buy of a 2% tax Kleos coin thru a 1% terminal goes like this: 1.00 to the terminal, 0.40 to Kleos, 1.58 to the creator, 97.02 into the pool. Then you pay about the same again on the way out lol Share below is where the trade actually came from: - Boxa's site: 28%, and 57% of what it sells is other pads' tokens, w/ 1% on top. This is why Boxa is making the most money here - An anonymous router, 0xe1c5c078: 24%, more on this below - Kleos' own routers: 17% - ElysPump and Stockium/Tradium: 6% each - Agora does the aggregator thing, but its fee wallet only held 2.68 HYPE, while its owner claimed 24.83 HYPE of creator fees on the AGORA token. The money is in the token So who's the anonymous router? It went from 89 HYPE on Oct 29 to 6,460 on Nov 1 and nobody here claimed it. We're pretty sure it's @BasedBot (the Telegram bot). Its app has an /elysium section w/ chain 99901 and a bridge warning that funds can't come back before Nov 9, all 10 chains where this router lives are on its list, the router has callbacks for DEXs from its docs, and buys come in round preset sizes like 1, 0.5 and 2 HYPE. Nobody published the link between that address and BasedBot though, so it's a read, not proof. Half its positions close within 3.5 minutes and these wallets have real history on other chains, so it's fast traders rather than a farm Which means an outside product w/ its own users was already here 11 days before launch. JustRekt and Elysium Trade are around too, but we can't show either one doing real size WHO ACTUALLY MADE MONEY Traders paid about 660 HYPE (~$57k) on 31,780 HYPE of volume in those 24h: - Token creators and buybacks: ~300 - Boxa: 146 (96 from the site, 51 as a pad) - The BasedBot-looking router: ~75 (44 measured, the rest is our estimate) - Kleos: 30, plus up to 41 in v3 pool fees we haven't traced - Tradium: 18 - ElysPump: 14.5 - Eleos: 7.7 - The chain itself: 0.93 HYPE in gas. Sheesh NFTS Honestly thin. OpenSea doesn't list the chain and wallets don't show anything, so a collection is only visible on its own site or on Elysian Scan. - @ElysianFieldNFT is the one real market: 2,222 sold out at 0.025 HYPE, floor 0.3, 617 sales and 132.9 HYPE of secondary, 18.3 of it in the last 24h. Same team runs Elysian Studio (anyone can make a drop, 5% of the mint) and Elysian Exchange (any collection, 5%), which is the main NFT marketplace live on mainnet - Elysium Rocks: 100/100, floor 0.18, 7 sales - motes: 42/42, 14 holders - Elysium Orbit: 1,963 of 10,000, basically stopped - ArkhamPad Genesis: free badge w/ onchain SVG art, 68 minted so far - Studio drops that didn't go anywhere: Trystan 33/1,111, Realm of 333 12/333, Hollow Moons 8/500, Fields of Trees 3/500, Lotlings 0/1,111 Then us, 100% fully onchain SVG: 1,158 minted, 1,074 holders, also there is a second punks at @ElysiumPunks (not us), so that's two Elysium Punks a week before launch. They called theirselves "first punks" but it's basically untrue, we're first The real NFT crowd is mostly still waiting. Marketplaces @kalosfun and Atlas are testnet only, and much of the upcoming list is tied to Kalos. Collections on our radar: @slymzcrew (1,527, free on Nov 9), @torpornet (4,444 frogs), Lutra (5,555), Bitizens (4,000), Nibblinz (3,333), Elyziuma (2,222), ElyAnt (1,111), Fluff Bat (555), Pixel Blobs IS THERE A NAME SERVICE Two so far. Elysium Names @elnsapp (.elys), live on mainnet since today at elns.app. So far it's 6 names from 2 wallets, so not exactly a stampede also @ElysiumNames is .ely, still on testnet (its own FAQ says so) OTHER NEW STUFF - @xRichelyss is the weird one we like: an onchain city you walk around in from the browser, citizens are cards, and the site says holding RLYS pays you the top 5 Elysium tokens every hour. Only 5 citizens minted so far, all to one wallet, and we haven't verified the payouts - ARKA and ARROW on Kleos are today's new coins, ARKA did 739 HYPE across 195 wallets in under 4 hours - Elysa (casino) is still testnet WHAT CHANGES ON NOV 9 Everyone above has been living in a world w/ few ways in, and that ends next week. - @fomo comes in as the exclusive trading partner at 0.5%, which is half of what Boxa's site takes - @Pumpfun will trade existing Elysium tokens cross-chain thru its bridge (no launches) - Matcha, Kyber and Enso are announced for routing, @Uniswap is announced but nothing's deployed - New pads w/ official distribution: @AscendLaunch (co-founder CryptoTomYT), @MontraXYZ, Kalos, plus Kiln and Bunnypad in the catalog The thing we're watching is whether Boxa's site and the BasedBot flow keep their traders once fomo is live at half the fee. A token factory gets paid wherever its coin trades, a storefront only gets paid if you keep coming back We'll run all of this again after launch, and if we got something wrong tell us

Getting rejected for 90% of collabs? Then stop making collabs your growth strategy. A lot of small community founders ask me: If nobody wants to collaborate with us, how are we supposed to grow? How are we supposed to get visibility and post anything on X? Honestly Your growth doesn't depend on collabs. If you're constantly getting rejected, start focusing on the secondary market. Become active there, sweep, collect, generate volume and build a reputation. Then show people what your community can actually do. You won't be seen as just another alpha group. You'll be seen as collectors, diamond hands, sweepers and secondary volume generators. Eventually, founder/cm will approach you for collabs instead of you chasing them. Take this advice seriously. Otherwise, you'll keep getting rejected while doing the same thing over and over again.

GM Elysium ☕️

For a project that will eventually end up going to zero, some outbound CMs are unnecessarily dramatic and unprofessional. Imagine that after so many back and forth and getting support from a community, some end up not adding submitted wallets to WL or add them to FCFS instead of GTD, without any remorse or apology. It's an appalling behavior, and serious projects should think twice before hiring such people to represent them. I've encountered more unprofessional CMs this year than in all my previous years of collab experience. It sometimes feels like some wrong set of people were empowered this year, some are just outrightly rude for no reason. One thing I have learnt is that nothing is permanent in web3, and everyone should be treated with respect even if you want to decline them. You don't know what some of the people you look down on today will become tomorrow. I can remember a couple of outbound CMs who used to be very rude back in the days and whom no one knows now or even care about anymore. Of course, I wouldn't recommend such people if I had the opportunity because I can't vouch for their character. I'm pretty sure a couple of others who have had similar experiences would agree with me. What some people don't realise is that information spreads quickly. The people you treat poorly talk to each other, and sometimes, the negative reputation you've built for yourself will eventually work against you behind closed doors, without you even knowing. Kudos to those who continue to uphold the standards of what a professional collab manager should be and remain professional in their roles.❤️

Turns out the most secure cold storage was never having money in the first place.

We are not bearish enough. 📉 A little more, My buy orders are still waiting to get filled! Once again, for those who missed it: > Will buy $NEAR at $3 > Will buy $HYPE at $60 > Will buy $SOL at $70 > Bought $INJ at $4 > Accumulated more $INJ at $7. I'm ready to buy the fear. We go lower!

Opening up collabs for Elysium Punks If you run a community and wanna give your people something on Elysium before it opens to everyone on Nov 9, we'll airdrop punks straight to your winners. You run the giveaway however you like, send us the wallets in whatever format, and each winner gets a punk in their wallet, free (they don't mint anything and don't need gas, it just shows up) We keep the drops small, usually somewhere around 10-30 per community. Every drop goes out in one tx and we post it so your winners can check DM us w/ your community and rough numbers.

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