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Joined October 2026
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
// reposting for new people !! This my home! Entry please! (Pls note that I will not accept ships from anyone’s muse that is under 30, but will allow familial bonds 🥹)
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——Reset (I wanna keep track, will not affect previous ships that were already established.) 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍. Open for romantic, platonic, and familial relationships. Different ships are different AUs. Multiple timelines. -Long forms in DMs —— +
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
i got paid 100,000$ by a foreign nation to go on some super duper cool secret mission where i throw raw fish at red lobster employees for hurting those lobsters
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
Sorry I’m late I spent 30 minutes trying to goad a security guard to shoot me in the head
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
//fuck it doing this again
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
i hate him I hope he dies
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
me trying to join in convos with oomfs
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
brewer: hey can u kill that guy for us pls zack: absolutely no problemo first tho let me identify him by his ass alone also did i tell u yet how he's the best man i've ever known and btw would u mind if i abandon my mission immediately the second he's in serious distress
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
yes i’m submissive asf and yes ill do whatever you tell me to do but don’t forget that i run ts
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
He looks so pathetic here, I want to ride him until I’ve drained him of all his fluids
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
I want Courtland Gentry to fuck me until I'm paraplegic. Like yall don't understand how badly I want to man. Until my eyes roll back, I'm babbling nonsense, and my vision had darkened as he whispers sweet nothings into my ears. Genuinely that man is so divine to look at😭😭😭😭
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
This is elder abuse.
Redecorating zacks place with necessities <3
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/ helloooo. re-doing this, open to almost anything. come get your man
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
/ who want dat
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
Something something im ovulating yada yada cheese and crackers...
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
COURT COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
can’t wait to get bent over and used
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