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Brian Harris

@harrisimo

Exiled Mancunian living in Cambridge

 Cambridge, United Kingdom
Joined October 2008
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Can you travel from Land's End to John O'Groats without stepping foot in a Tory constituency? No. Because there are two 'barriers' of Tory seats blocking your route out of Cornwall and across the Borders into Scotland. Otherwise, yes, but only via Wales. #GeneralElection2024
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@gingerrtomOct 30
Nigel Farage rejected government-funded security so he could hand-pick his own rapist.
LBC (@LBC) profile pictureLBC
@LBCOct 30
Security guard faced rape charge while protecting Nigel Farage on local election campaign trail lbc.co.uk/article/security-g…
Security guard faced rape charge while protecting Nigel Farage on local election campaign trail |...

Security guard faced rape charge while protecting Nigel Farage on local election campaign trail |...

Ryan Dinnage was seen accompanying the Reform UK leader across the UK despite being charged with rape.

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Shame for Suzuki. He's been terrific for #avfc
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It's long overdue that any loved ones around Cleese stage an intervention.
John Cleese (@JohnCleese) profile pictureJohn Cleese
@JohnCleeseOct 31
Respect is a two-way street
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Replying to @_ConnieShaw
I asked a GB News spokesperson if their contributors needed to be factual and balanced. They looked at me blankly. They didn't know what I meant by factual. They asked if it meant a racist who can write with a crayon.
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Dino Sofos@dinosofosOct 30
Sue Cook’s pulled out
Sue Cook (@SueC00K) profile pictureSue Cook
@SueC00KOct 30
Surely not. One of the UK’s very best, most respected, most courageous and most astute journalists. That would be a shocking loss to the Telegraph. My subscription would stop at once. Tell me it’s not true.
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And that's that for another season. I have my dream list of ideal participants for Season 3..... #celebritytraitors
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"He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026...." WTAF.
Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) profile pictureMukhtar
@I_amMukhtarOct 30
32-year-old Ryan Dinnage, who was part of Nigel Farage’s security team, has been jailed for eight and a half years for raping a woman while she slept in a caravan. He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026, and was convicted in June.
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Lol at Blunty. Wrong as hell right till the very very end. Heroic. #celebritytraitors
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Loving this Milk Tray ad. #CelebrityTraitors
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Johanna Howitt@jolohobroOct 30
.@British_Airways There are no other cancelled flight departures from Edinburgh this evening so how can this be correct? It’s a glorious day. And with just a couple of hour notice. 1/3
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The snooker halls will be rammed.
Dixie Dean (@CarlWil98962364) profile pictureDixie Dean@CarlWil98962364Oct 30
Replying to @RupertLowe10
@RupertLowe10 I fit that category 100%. I will obviously be taking a pay cut, but I promise you and a future Restore government, that thousands of us veterans will be cueing up day one of your administration. 👊😎🇬🇧
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So like a PTSD ICE?
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Just Alex Armstrong from GB News doing what any good journalist would do - making up lies to stir up hatred and being called out for it by the police.
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@SimonHarrisMBDOct 30
Just went to my local station’s ticket office and told them I have ADHD, and they immediately and without question gave me a Disabled Persons Railcard, along with another ten just in case I lose any of them, as well as a leather-effect box to keep them all in. Before I could say anything else, the lady also gave me £325 in cash in a silver tankard, a free first class LNER return from London to Edinburgh, a double-deck Betamax recorder, a selection of garden furniture, a wardrobe of the latest ladies’ fashions, a teasmade, a portable facial sauna sarolium, a hifi with a turntable, and a three-day city break to Budapest. Then, while the whole station rotated, I had 15 seconds to decide if I wanted to gamble the lot for the chance to win a speedboat while other passengers in the queue screamed advice at me.
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@TheCinestheticOct 29
Vinnie Jones and Sir Patrick Stewart recreating Jones’ infamous football photo on the set of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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What a world we live in! You’re not allowed to cycle but you can feel free to injure someone!
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nitter.cf/ThamesVP/status/211613…
Alex Armstrong (@Alexarmstrong) profile pictureAlex Armstrong
@AlexarmstrongOct 30
Real poster from Buckinghamshire Council and Thames Valley police. Police have issued a warning to the public that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural beliefs" ahead of the celebrations this weekend. I’m so tired of all this crap.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poster is a standard "no trick or treat" notice from Thames Valley Police and Buckinghamshire Council for residents (esp. elderly/vulnerable) who do not want unexpected callers. It contains no mention of Halloween upsetting religious or cultural beliefs. x.com/ThamesVP/statu… familyinfo.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/news/halloween…
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Replying to @Alexarmstrong
Hi Alex. This is a poster that can be used by anyone, such as elderly or vulnerable residents, who do not wish to have unexpected callers or be disturbed. At no point have we mentioned that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural" beliefs.
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Another reason to love James Acaster. Kept Amol Rajan off our screens for three weeks. Legend.
Pro-Contrarian (@EmmyObleakly) profile picturePro-Contrarian@EmmyObleaklyOct 29
There 👏 are 👏 rules 👏 He signed the contract took the payment, then said fuck you to the rules. BTW he could've just said NO the night he was up for recruitment. Instead he literally stole Amol's chance to play the game. He should be fined for breaking contract not celebrated
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“Being left-wing can create a little problems sometimes in the United States, but I would have fun with it! There’s nothing like being at a dinner party in Beverly Hills with fancy guests and telling them you’re a socialist.” Rest in Peace, Patrick Stewart ✊
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