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irveno / cay 🪽@simonewntsdeath21h

I hate when a man shows interest in you but becomes inconsistent when things are getting serious. Bitch own up to your shit.

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em 🪽@emrysdeerOct 31

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ally ☆@ghouliest_11h

guy from hinge shared his location with me after one date #thatsmyhusband

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゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆@veinIuvrOct 31

god please WHEN is it my fucking turn

˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚@xxk1llsw1tchxxOct 30

Having a partner who calms your nervous system just by talking is so insane because wdym I could be having the worst day imaginable and then I hear “hi baby” from them and all of the sudden I’m magically cured????

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sailor christopher nobody@hitogabe14h

i’m so drunk god please help me out father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name by kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread by forgive us we forgive those who trespass against us and lead up not into temptation but deliver us fr

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@urfavmelaaaOct 31

drinking tonight. everybody i’ve ever loved should charge their phones.

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bug@eyehatebugs20h

a guy gave me his phone to type in my instagram and his most recent search was big boobs

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lily ♱⃓@uponlilypadsOct 29

How it feels to love a man

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chronically online@hashtagyapperOct 30

The fact that everyone is giving actual answers and diagrams

huh? 🦦@yunbeomzOct 29

i dont read mpreg but i have a question, where does the baby come out from?

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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 29

missing someone who doesn’t care if i was dead or alive on the last thursday of October at 2:02pm

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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 28

me as a detective: ok wait omg

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alisan al gaib@pperigyOct 29

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@FilmUpdatesOct 29

First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.

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darah of a wimpy kid@tboytinabelcherOct 29

gay ppl can never just say Yeah i’ve been listening to that album

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౨ৎ chie@keyishiroOct 29

look i live in nyc i have the best mayor in the world and jude ads on jumbotron girl fuck you

@itsjudithworldOct 28

NYC📍

Image from Ria (@itsjudithworld)

Image from Ria (@itsjudithworld)

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chronically online@hashtagyapperOct 30

Hinge in Tokyo

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Sexting on teams is mental

F@airfryer27Oct 27

Uncle was doing a madness on the district line

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chronically online@hashtagyapperOct 27

My deepest darkest desire is him telling me why he did that to me

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laur 🛸@bridgehersOct 27

whoever invented nonlinear healing gotta go to hell

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chronically online@hashtagyapperOct 26

Carrying multiple pieces of luggage on public transport

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alice@dizzymisslicaOct 24

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