Channel 5 has its subsidiary channels (5USA, 5SELECT etc.). How about a channel dedicated to this fine broadcaster’s body of work. Hard to pick between 5Ken and 5Bongle for its name.

Odin is putting one hell of a band together.

With his cribbage hand of two 10s, a jack, a queen and queen turn up, Matthew Modine scores 16.

Today’s windowsill lunch visitor is this one.

This shy chap has an incredibly strong pecking game. Shows each and every sunflower seed who’s boss. 10/10 would have over daily.

Tonight’s unlikely pairing of dining companions.

Note to football pundits. A talisman isn’t a type of man so its plural is not talismen.

The lads now dining without their mum who now drops by on her own.

Mallard on the left is acting as a lookout. Steadfast, vigilant, beaky, shitting all over the place.

I think I’m minutes late in putting feed out.

Return of redpoll a year after their nearby tree was felled. Can’t get a picture from outside. Their dining companions include siskins, goldfinches and chaffinches today

Total gent, makes sure his mrs gets her feed first.

The poignancy and power of this performance of Seven Seconds will never not be moving. Oona Ma Tay! youtube.com/watch?v=qeW61GTx…

Magnus Pyke does not have an IMDb credit for Breaking Bad.

Eighth in line for chow with his metal tray and plastic cutlery. It’s a very cheering thought.

This cat, Mikey, is the sweetest little dishwashing helper. facebook.com/willywonkyandch…

How this is not widely considered an all time great tune I’ll never know. Donna Hightower’s original didn’t get the love it deserved either. The video contains the last word in line dance choreography. youtube.com/watch?v=iKjMiJuG…

ITV4 showing a biopic series starring Michael Elphick as Bono if that’s anybody’s cup of tea.

The single chart performance that pleased Chuck Berry most was Sweet Little Sixteen b/w Reelin' and Rockin since it earned him a massive number two.

'Kristi Noem' is an anagram of 'mini stroke'. If someone could be appointed whose name's an anagram of 'massive, unsurvivable stroke' that would be great.