yippee!!!
BREAKING: Purdue has fired defensive coordinator Kevin Kane, the school announced.
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staying in and reading a book on a saturday night. is this really what being 22 is all about holy shit
i have a better shot than all of purdue basketball. (yes i know I need to #hydrate dont talk to me abt it)
greek yogurt with sugar free pudding mix is one of the only protein 'recepies' that I actually enjoy. this one is bannana pudding
just got dr bronners 18-in-1 inside my tip #ouchie #cansomeonepleasecomesuckitout
just got my meningococcal vaccine who wants to fuck #imeasy
ex wife posted her new husband in a couples costume. haven’t talked to her in 3 years do I still have a shot #LANK
End of Halloween stats:
Girls talked to: 0
Insta stories liked: 10+
Free beers: >4
Thank you,
The Shrimp








