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lots of crusty air force ones

Joined August 2011
So we got our first glimpse of the new sixers starting lineup and these defensive numbers are surely something
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LeBron texting Rich Paul about Bona at half
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America’s newest national park is rock solid! Chiricahua is officially our 64th national park. Welcome to the "Wonderland of Rocks."
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Adam Silver looked at the unemployment rate and said fuck it start the season at 3pm
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Costco is trying to ruin marriages.
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Some people think Marvin Harrison Jr. is going to be a really high-level WR2 for the Texans. Those people are wrong. He’s going to be a really high-level WR1.
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LeBron James, Tyrese Maxey, Joel Embiid, Jaylen Brown, and VJ Edgecombe are all expected to play tonight vs. Brooklyn, per @mcten HERE. WE. GO! 🔥
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Nikola Jokic is the greatest passer ever. This pass is ABSOLUTELY INSANE 🤯🤯🤯
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Nothing brings me more joy in fantasy football than seeing a perfectly fine trade in my league and pretending like one of the guys got absolutely fleeced
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The next chapter starts tomorrow.
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MAXEY. VJ. JB. BRON. EMBIID. THESE FIVE IN PHILLY TOGETHER 🤯
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me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
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48° this morning. It’s time
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This is genuinely one of the most amazing things I’ve ever watched in a baseball game. Not just throwing an immaculate inning, but also knowing it, smiling at it, and laughing after he did it. Payton Tolle can’t be real, man.
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Drake Maye opening a deli in Seattle
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The NBA's Philadelphia 76ers and NHL's Philadelphia Flyers have released the first images of their new South Philly arena scheduled to open in 2030 on the grounds of old Spectrum.
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ADLEY RUTSCHMAN WITH A 112 MPH ROCKET OFF PESKY POLE! MAKE THAT 4 HOMERS AS A MEMBER OF THE RED SOX!
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Breaking down how the @TOURChamp is changing in 2028, with @_SportsBall_.
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Periodically the Japanese politely, gently remind us that they are living centuries ahead
チーズケーキの底の部分大好きだから全面底(?)にして作ってみた🎶🎶
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Imagine going to Costco for a hot dog and a Coke and coming home with a $3,000 sauna.
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