Helen Raw (@helenraw) header
Helen Raw (@helenraw) profile picture

the cat & dog lady • peri-menopausal • sweats a lot • swears a lot • Poundland Poirot • probably a witch, a rabid Scottish one 🧙‍♀️ mostly can't be arsed 🙄

Somewhere with a fan
Joined February 2009
Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)Photo by Helen Raw (@helenraw)
No enquiries for Tyson, can you please share to help him on his way? A loving home needed for Tyson - 15 year old - Staffy. Tyson is grieving the loss of his number one human, he loved. At his age, he deserves all the love, comfort and security we can possibly find for him. Unfortunately the other human in Tyson's life, is in poor health and unable to continue to care for him, or give him the time and care he needs. Tyson is a lovely boy who adores cuddles, gentle pats and human affection. He will greet you with a wagging tail, then roll over for a belly rub. He has so much love to give and deserves to spend his golden years surrounded by kindness, warmth and understanding. He is looking for a special person who understands the needs of an older dog, who can offer Tyson a safe, peaceful and loving home, where he can settle in at his own pace and feel cherished again. Tyson is very sociable with all people and good with children, however not as tolerant of other dogs or cats. So would need a home with no other pets. Tyson is registered with with the vet, he is microchipped, with no medical problems, not able to say when Tyson was last seen by the vet. He has not been walked on a lead, he has not been socialised with other dogs, he has shown aggression towards them. Although he has accepted and played with the dog belonging to other family member. Tyson can be left alone, he sleeps on a throw on the floor, he is house trained, he is okay travelling in the car. Tyson enjoys playing with a ball, he loves treats and does like a bone. Tyson has been eating Webbox chicken roll with toast, he has now been eating Butchers tinned dog food with kibble. This "Loving Boy" craves affection and human interaction. Could you be the special person Tyson needs, or perhaps you know someone who could open their heart and home to this beautiful older boy. Tyson is desperately looking for a happy, peaceful retirement, if you can help Tyson please email [email protected] for more information.
13
697
28
609
26,597
Lots of love to all my Jewish pals today 💔
2
219
The best Playschool Lady by far!
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my #Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. @CBeebiesHQ ❤️
1
4
324
Perfection 🤣👏
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen 🤣
1
2
360
💔
Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old. Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact. At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at dollyparton.com In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at imaginationlibrary.com
1
5
406
Genuinely sad for Dolly's passing, sitting having a wee cry in Glasgow - her songs bring up so many memories. I knew all the words to her 'greatest hits' when I was wee cos it was all Mum & Dad played in the car on the long drive to visit Gran. Farewell Dolly xx
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
1
15
320
Humans have lost the plot! Aliens are laughing at us. Cats know they can overthrow us. What a shoddy bunch we are.
2
249
I think us Jocks were the only ones not to shit wur pants at 7pm. It's aye pishin' rain here!
2
256
I've sent 18 Father's Day cards and not sent 33. Sending lots of love to everyone with and without Dads today xx
3
177
Helen Raw retweeted
Outstanding effort from the Tartan Army in Providence. @TartanArmyGroup @NoScotNoParty @scotsawaydays
The @TartanArmyGroup's generosity to Providence continues as our Scottish friends have donated nearly $30,000 to local causes. - $10,000 to the children's hospital - $10,000 to help underprivileged kids play soccer - $6,500 to help kids learn bagpipes bostonglobe.com/2026/06/15/m…
2
15
1
329
50,338
Normal people: ah 2300 time for bed. Me: ah 2300 been in bed ages still awake, must howk out the cupboard and rearrange everything.
1
137
It's fucking roasting and I'm dying. Heat exhaustion in Glasgow.
3
4
896
FACTS 😂🤣
UK today ☀️ 🍎 🥧
2
305
Helen Raw retweeted
I spent 4 years in the bad place, but I’ve had over 5 years in the best place ever! Every day the percentage of my life that was in the bad place gets smaller! Please rescue a sad kitty if you can. Love Pickle, former sad kitty now the happiest girl in the world.
299
582
14
8,249
50,914
And lo, in the distance, there be cuntish behaviour.
This is what me and my wife are doing now. Seems like the right time. Let us know what you think.
3
229
What a joy to watch 😂🤣 #CuntsAreFalling #TimesUpFuckers
Replying to @piersmorgan
Two clips that make this interview worthy of an award for you and your team, and sectioning for Brand.
270
I will be eating an over priced Wispa Easter Egg and a bag of Flumps washed down with Irn Bru to celebrate zombie Jesus weekend. Just in case any of you were wondering. I honestly hope the pure mentalness depicted below is real! Hilarious.
Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
3
387
This annoys all the right people.
1,738
17,200
712
104,881
1,923,808
Helen Raw retweeted
I thought you might like to glimpse my acceptance speech.Thank you @RosemaryReed for organising such a wonderful tribute to ⁦@JaneGoodallInst⁩ ⁦@JaneGoodallUAE⁩ the evening was fantastic with awards to ⁦@rickygervais⁩ &@moonbearjill a room full of inspiration
56
129
6
763
14,938
Helen Raw retweeted
Watch @rickygervais⁩ show us yet again how to do important things with humanity & humour. He lives by his own rules & always lets us in with wonderful humour. ⁦It was wonderful to see him at #TheHopeGALA celebrating the life & Legacy of #JaneGoodall⁦@JaneGoodallInst⁩
54
277
21
2,223
203,415