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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 spoilers!!@hellamewsSep 8

Hey everyone! I'm moving storefronts (again)! Since I've gotten most of my merch through Vograce, I'm deciding to use their print-on-demand services from here on out! Check it out! Maybe grab a brand new "Real Fast" holo card! 🛍️🔗 & a longer post about the Whys in the replies!

Screengrab of my my ArtistStore, with my impsona lounging in the foreground, showing off the link to the store (artiststore.com/store/hellamews)

ALT Screengrab of my my ArtistStore, with my impsona lounging in the foreground, showing off the link to the store (artiststore.com/store/hellamews)

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Chloe ✨✨✨ S3 SPOILERS!!!!@cherrysipps2h

i've been thinking about how stolas's magic isn't gone, it's restricted & he CAN reach it but it's clearly exhausting/harmful. so many juicy possibilities for DRAMA hehe blitz in danger & stolas desperately TEARS his eldritch form out but nearly kills himself to do so 👀

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bewbs!!🩵🐓🔥😝@juulcheesecake28m

heres my pitch for the next part of blitz torture olympics #helluvaboss #HelluvaBossSeason3 #helluvabossfanart

Image from bewbs!!🩵🐓🔥😝 (@juulcheesecake)

Image from bewbs!!🩵🐓🔥😝 (@juulcheesecake)

Image from bewbs!!🩵🐓🔥😝 (@juulcheesecake)

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kaoru@blitzshorsbich6h

blitz was hugging spindle 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Image from kaoru (@blitzshorsbich)

Image from kaoru (@blitzshorsbich)

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Navi 💫 HB S3 SPOILERS@flowers4stolas1h

“How does it feel being a stolas fan after s3?”

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♦️melle_moon_draws♦️@MelleDraws4h

I’m watching this and I find it so funny, because it’s obvious they just handed the questions to Bryce and told him, "Have fun!"😆 I don’t think it should be taken as 100% canon, except for a few details, like his age

Matimak S3 PRIME SPOILERS@MatimakHB5h

A thread of all of Stolases responds to questions on Reddit! #helluvaboss #HelluvaBossSeason3 (1/?)

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tea tea@TeaTheKook7 Dec 2023

REPOSTING PALATE CLEANSING STOLITZ FLUFF WHILE I MAKE MORE RN

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Image from tea tea (@TeaTheKook)

Image from tea tea (@TeaTheKook)

Image from tea tea (@TeaTheKook)

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Hellaverse On Prime

@HellaversePrime3h

Stolas finding out that AO3 will be down for another 2-4 weeks…

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Best day of my damn life

A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas's age. It's simplified as such: It has been confirmed that Stolas is currently 37. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 11. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 17. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was 19.

ALT A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas's age. It's simplified as such: It has been confirmed that Stolas is currently 37. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 11. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 17. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was 19.

stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 spoilers!!@hellamewsOct 21

Episode 5/The Auction dropped a new number into the timeline so here's my headcanon for Stolas & Blitz's current ages in canon.

A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.

ALT A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.

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Helluva Bex ✨Simple Pervert Imp✨@HelluvaBoink3h

Hi! I thought since we are living through the great ao3 shutdown, I would do a sale on commissions so that folks can afford new shiny fics! Please fill out the Google form linked below if you're interested!

Image from Helluva Bex ✨Simple Pervert Imp✨ (@HelluvaBoink)

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🔞 Infinite Duress || HB SPOILERS 🔞@unchained_hound4h

Bro the fact that they did this with a Vtubing model when they couldve just gone the easy route and answer via text with a fake account... I love the dedication, we are eating SO GOOD

Flugublue 🦉✨@Flugublue5h

Stolas is 37!!!

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🔞 Infinite Duress || HB SPOILERS 🔞@unchained_hound4h

Actually I was pondering abt what I said here as I took a shower bc... Helluva is actually not a normie filter? In fact Normies seem to understand it much easier and much better than your average Animationtwt fan. I think we are just... A manchildren filter?

🔞 Infinite Duress || HB SPOILERS 🔞@unchained_hound4h

Every Hellaverse Dunk Tweet in here is some variety of "I havent seen the show but [thing that blandantly shows they havent seen then show]" and it gets 100k likes and although I admit it is a little frustrating I have two Conspiracy Theories on why it happens so yknow whatever

Image from 🔞 Infinite Duress || HB SPOILERS 🔞 (@unchained_hound)

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please do a blitz ama next I am BEGGING

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Flugublue 🦉✨@Flugublue5h

So now we know Stolas is 37 it means that he was 19 or 20 when Octavia was born

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REDDIT AMA CONFIRMED STOLAS IS 37

stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 spoilers!!@hellamewsOct 21

Episode 5/The Auction dropped a new number into the timeline so here's my headcanon for Stolas & Blitz's current ages in canon.

A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.

ALT A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.

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source!!

Matimak S3 PRIME SPOILERS@MatimakHB5h

Replying to @MatimakHB

(10/?) HELLOOO??? STOLAS AGE DROP??? #helluvaboss #helluvabossspoilers

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Dყ ★@hellastellarrow6h

Stolitz nation! Trust the process ✨ Season 3 isn't over yet! #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz

Dყ ★@hellastellarrowJan 18

Vivzie’s first tattoo (2026) must be a sign #HelluvaBoss #stolitz

Image from Dყ ★ (@hellastellarrow)

Image from Dყ ★ (@hellastellarrow)

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lopok (comms open)@lopok346190Oct 29

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grem (new) 🥀🔞@ourladygremlin11h

robofizz hurts loona and puts her in the hospital → blitz hurts robofizz back striker hurts stolas and puts him in the hospital → blitz hurts striker back blitz hurts fizz and puts him in the hospital → blitz hurts blitz back...

Image from grem (new) 🥀🔞 (@ourladygremlin)

Image from grem (new) 🥀🔞 (@ourladygremlin)

Image from grem (new) 🥀🔞 (@ourladygremlin)

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Nurinaki@Nurinaki7h

🦎 He's fine.

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🌼💛 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕚 💛🌼@yellow_miri_10h

Dirty bird ~ #stolitz version

Image from 🌼💛 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕚 💛🌼 (@yellow_miri_)

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