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Tech + Product guy. Ambivert. Problem Solver. Serially Enthusiastic. Enjoy Laughing Out Loud. Opinions & Views Shared = Only Mine

Mumbai, India
Joined June 2011
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Congratulations to everyone who made ₹2,870 from the IPO. So, what are your retirement plans?
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Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs. 1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer". 2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office. 3. Layoff them
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the moat is how much energy you have
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this audio is 100% AI... humanity will remember this day
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What a beautiful video. A mother and calf fell into a water tank. Both were rescued but during rescue the calf got separated from mother. Kurseong division staff brilliantly tracked the mother. It took 7 hours but they reunited them. Reaction of mother in last !! Gods work.
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The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.
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Instead of using 384 bit random private keys, they used private keys like the super secret, unguessable number 4. They are a cryptography company. They had one job. They're selling Post-Quantum Cryptography while doing shit like this lmao.
‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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Saureen Adani retweeted
Over the past two months, we have been leading a coalition to mitigate one of the most severe bugs in open source software found in recent memory, php2shell, found as part of our Patch the Planet initiative.
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New fear unlocked 😂
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The smartest people are silent and observant. They recognize the game and quietly walk away.
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Delusional optimism is extremely underrated for mental health.
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Every once in a while, some unsuspecting country's domain economy goes vertical 😂 .𝚌𝚘 → Colombia .𝚒𝚘 → I/O → Island Ocean .𝚖𝚍 → Markdown → Moldova .𝚛𝚜 → Rust → Serbia .𝚊𝚒 → AI → Anguilla .𝚜𝚒 → SI → Slovenia
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notice.. > Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights > JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts > Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents > Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents. the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us
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When you lose your appetite for food you lose your appetite for life. People on GLP-1 have this absence of gusto in them that makes them poor companions. They are almost as unpleasant to be with as longevity-health optimizers.
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Nearly all major forecasters, including the IMF, ADB and World Bank, have recently raised their growth forecasts for India to above 7% for this year AND next. Remarkable in itself - even more so when viewed against India’s recent performance. (1/n)
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Saureen Adani retweeted
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Head of Design at Stripe on how to stop creating zombie UIs
If we only use AI to make the things that we already make, just faster, then we're definitely missing out on the most interesting part. From my talk at @lennysan’s Summit, here are four ideas for raising the ceiling, not just the floor: - Have a point of view [5:38] - Encode your standards into the machine [9:07] - Don't confuse done with good [12:21] - Unleash creativity and artistry [16:19] Full talk here: youtu.be/GLvFTMtw4Jk?si=-5Ts…
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Complex problems often have simple solutions that need courage.
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Sometimes a demo is simply to remind the world that your competition has no desire to dream -- and no ability to evolve.
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BIG BREAKING 🚨 Govt directs telecom operators to mandatorily display callers’ registered names on incoming calls from Nov 1.
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