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Dave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@hellodavsk

โ€œWhen you know nothing matters the universe is yours.โ€ Bristol bloke. Bins: Wednesday. Parody account.

 Bristol, England
Joined August 2010
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I want cake.
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Tristan Cork Post (@TristanCorkPost) profile picture
Tristan Cork Post@TristanCorkPost9h
Peroโ€™s Bridge, the bridge in Bristol which collapsed a few months ago, has collapsed. Again. ๐Ÿ“ท Angus McIntyre
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There will surely be no repairing it now. Time for a new bridge lads.
Charlie Watts (@char1iewatts) profile pictureCharlie Watts@char1iewatts11h
Bristolโ€™s Pero Bridge has collapsed further into the harbour
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It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! ๐ŸŽƒ
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Charlie Watts (@char1iewatts) profile picture
Charlie Watts@char1iewatts11h
Bristolโ€™s Pero Bridge has collapsed further into the harbour
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Voyageurs Wolf Project (@VoyaWolfProject) profile picture
Voyageurs Wolf Project
@VoyaWolfProjectOct 30
Our best footage of lynx over the past year. Hard to decide which clip is our favorite but the one of the lynx jumping over the creek is pretty cool!
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LimmyTwitchClipsPlus (@LTCPLUS) profile picture
LimmyTwitchClipsPlus@LTCPLUSOct 31
Glaswegian Halloween
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I hear that Iron Mike is saying British Journalism died before social media came alongโ€ฆ
Dave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@hellodavsk) profile pictureDave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@hellodavskOct 30
Replying to @JakeWSimons @kelvmackenzie @Iromg
@JakeWSimons @kelvmackenzie @Iromg
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Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) profile picture
Ricky Gervais
@rickygervaisOct 29
RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still canโ€™t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didnโ€™t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Gareth Roberts (@OldRoberts953) profile picture
Gareth Roberts
@OldRoberts953Oct 29
Today I am musing, as I have regularly since 1995, about how ITV got away with this.
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I see Walliams has taken himself hostage
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrityโ€ฆ
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

tmz.com
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I didnโ€™t even know he was sick
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A thread of Muslim women talking about their attention to daydreaming. Why are they addicted to daydreaming? Because that's their only escape. This is islam!
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@ladyyimiOct 25
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He ruined itโ€ฆ
Harry Kane (@HKane) profile pictureHarry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. ๐Ÿ†
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Good for him
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New Halloweโ€™en fancy dress just dropped
Flibbertigibbet (@antisxg) profile pictureFlibbertigibbet@antisxgOct 25
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Donpir
@don_petOct 25
Before you buy your next car, better come and watch this before you decide. E be like say na Tesla next o!! Benz don fall my hand for here!
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None of the goons behind this guy have been to Norway or know where/what Norway is.
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportOct 25
Trump on Norway: Norway has become a shithouse country. Norway sucks.
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David P GCSE (multiple)@DavidPGCSEOct 26
Want to feel old? This is what Marty McFly looks like today
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Dave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@hellodavskJul 23
If only Abingdon reservoir (first proposed in 2006) had been given the green light it would have been built by now. Imagine that.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsJul 21
BREAKING: Thames Water issues hosepipe ban from Thursday, prohibiting all customers from using them to water gardens, clean cars, fill paddling pools, or top up hot tubs. trib.al/Rx0iR33 ๐Ÿ“บ Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Weโ€™ve all done it
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