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Joined December 2013
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When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth
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gabe retweeted
Today is a historic moment. We are excited to announce that the world-renowned franchises and talented people at @ATVI_AB will be joining Team Xbox!   Full announcement details here: xbx.lv/3fCovjY
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Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
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Changing name to Meat
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Watching these signs slowly evolve at my grocery store — some employee is learning UI design in real time
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Yeah that’s the main thing about this photo
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As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda
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when twitter goes down lets meet here
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Never wearing overalls again – at Chicago, IL
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Happy Hispanic Heritage Month
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🤍
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I can’t anymore
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girls on Instagram be like “11 months with the most amazing human i know ❤️” and it’s just brandon
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my poor parents bought me a pride balloon for my graduation because they thought it meant they were proud of me 😭
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Lmao this text still makes me laugh 😂 – at Texas, USA
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Ice cream machine
Why is the McDonald’s flag at half staff?
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dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”
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The creative process:
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me at check out:
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garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
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