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@helloimalsohere

i’m better as a concept

Joined January 2022
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♰@heavens_sickestSep 21
u could be having the worst day of ur life and ur period tracking app will send you a noti like “touch yourself today!” or “your nipples might be extra sensitive - yes really!”
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@noahdonotcareSep 8
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˖⟡kit⟡˖ (@dum6puppy) profile picture
˖⟡kit⟡˖@dum6puppySep 8
“get a load of this guy” IM TRYING IM TRYING SO HARD PLEASEEEEEE
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唯我独尊・宮内蛍
@real_hotaruSep 7
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mi ow@meowsbackSep 4
i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry
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spini@f_oneputtanaAug 31
I miss the days you’d send the bdsm test to the person you fancied and you’d compare results
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Sarah@Sarah_tales30Aug 31
Peeing on him to mark my territory
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Tree
@ATree_OfficialSep 1
Oh shit its september My leaves NOOOOOO
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bunny@fadedbunnySep 1
can’t wait for #fingersinmymouthfriday
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YBG Don@cocotrescoAug 31
“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello
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‏۟@fawnchaelaAug 28
accidentally sat on the closed toilet lid
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g@34rthsAug 28
Ever since I was a little girl I've always been out of iPhone storage
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mick@mickidiotAug 24
Take me down to Penis City where the grass is penis and the girls are penis
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Ari🪷 (@arikoyarii) profile picture
Ari🪷
@arikoyariiJul 18
rubbing my body on him like a cat so he knows im interested in him
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matt@mattybtweets69Aug 3
Urologists really went to school and majored in penis
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Isaac (@isaacturnersong) profile picture
Isaac@isaacturnersongAug 8
Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve
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eli@humeralheadAug 9
oh two likes isn’t a lot? imagine two fingers in your butt
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defleppardfan94@lemonade_grrrlAug 10
fool me once why would you do that to me
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cali@caliispunkAug 11
Do NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck out
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