i said i was gunna slow down on drinking and then my bf caught me red handed at lees buying me and my girlypops stuff to make martinis. I HATE IT HERE
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j’aime tellement rire ptn mon but dans la vie c’est juste de me fendre la poire
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tyriq and daniel being interviewed because they were apart of one of the flights that had to deboard today 😭😭😭😭
damn i guess me n my girls going to the club instead
Replying to @helloimdesiree
A plane is going to fall on every bar and every casino in Las Vegas when we could’ve been at home cuddling instead
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my bf is trying to use this plane shit to fear monger me in to staying inside tn but guess who’s lacing up her platforms as we speak
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just accidentally told my grandma that me and my 10 year old sister are gunna look so cunt tomorrow…. my fault
if i have 2 friendsgivings and 3 family thanksgiving dinners planned at what point do i just start buying a bottle as my contribution
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real love wants you to be well rested, well fed, and treated like you’re the most precious thing on earth i know this because this is my life i am loved and adored and protected endlessly
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imagine taking a random mirror selfie and becoming the face of irritable bowel movement























