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Twitter is for nerds, gross. I will tweet about college football and NASCAR I’m sorry. buffs/broncos|Avs/frost| all around Denver homer

Denver, CO
Joined November 2018
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God bless the USA 🇺🇸
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They did nail the colors. Could be worse ig. I love a vibrant blue scheme.
Because I have no impulse control. (It doesn’t translate well in these photos, but the silver is soooo sparkly)
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#1 deer hater retweeted
keeping the tradition of putting the yeti foot logo on every new avs jersey just to prove how much better it would look 😭
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Bucs playing football the right way. I’ll never forget the liberals of 1906 adding the forward pass. Ruined my beautiful game.
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I really don’t understand the “can’t call a penalty there” procedure errors get called on goal line stands all the time. You shouldn’t be making those errors in critical positions. False start on a goal line stands gets called every time.
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My hot take as a born Coloradan, the colors of our flag are actually important to the aesthetics and I find the color swapped version a little uninspiring. This is killer tho shoulda done this
Replying to @DNVR_Avalanche
What could have been...
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Can we sexualize normalizing
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Is that not new jerseys normal alternate
PRESENTING THE NHL HOMETOWN REMIX JERSEYS 🤩
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Fucking scam where were my euphoric symptoms on amphetamines since I’m just starting. I just can do my homework a tiny bit better. This sucks
Replying to @pleasedontatme
even the doctors tell you there’ll be euphoric symptoms which subside over the first couple of weeks/months as you settle into the “new normal”, and not to confuse that euphoria disappearing with the meds not working
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Kinda boring but at least they’re wearable lol
Thoughts on the new Hometown Remix jerseys? 🧐
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Gotta learn how it works. They’re trying to report and coaches teams put their names out there as reports. It’s why you see bif poggi on lists. This is how it always is.
There are *actual* media folks out there putting 'Deion Sanders' and 'Florida State coaching vacancy' in the same sentence. Let's be serious y'all.
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Yes I now see that this was a joke I was just so blindsided by the concept
Wait wait. He’s actually puting his name on the list???? Or even more insane he’s ACTUALLY on the list???????????
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Wait wait. He’s actually puting his name on the list???? Or even more insane he’s ACTUALLY on the list???????????
My Florida State Coach Big Board 1. Jimbo Fisher 2. Deion Sanders 3. Urban Meyer 4. Nick Saban 5. Mike Bobo If you don't get one of those five shutter the program.
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I can tell this is a bit actually I was jut so shocked
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I don’t understand people who can’t cook. What is like…. Wrong with u
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I informed Harrison Butker before that kick that my wife works outside the home. I am not sure if that impacted his focus.
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Bo was solid today. Made some nice plays on the run, im glad to see him back to that. He continues to be a flawed player in a way that infuriates me. Don’t really think thats going to change at this point he is who he is. If that bothers you feel free to mute or block me
He won’t even say Bo played well today lol the point flew over your head
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Brandon Perna and Broncos fans (probably) be like
BRONCOS WIN
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Clearest false start ever lmao
Replying to @MLFootball
Watch this angle bitch.. that’s a false start. No wonder he caught the ball.. you guys false started. 🤣🤣🤣😐😐
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Bless the ft Morgan witch who is siphoning Nebraska footballs life force into the broncos
With Bo Nix at quarterback, the Broncos have now won 16-consecutive one-score games.
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Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open
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