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Barbara Baudour

@helpmeimsmall

awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid

 Austin, TX
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Joined January 2018
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Can I call myself a stay at home mom if I’m unemployed and parenting my inner child
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Last night was crazy. I hope Buc-ee is ready to be a father
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just kidding we’re obviously not keeping it
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I know there’s a lot on the list but I think this is a great time for Austin to start pronouncing Guadalupe correctly
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David Shuster@DavidShusterNov 4
Montana voters approved a ballot measure to ban corporations, nonprofits and labor unions from doing business in the state if they made political contributions. State's rights v. Citizens United. Will be fun to see SCOTUS deal with that one. Bravo Montana!!!
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*Eric tells me about a video game* me, a supportive wife: So basically Biddy Blas is the Rizzler?
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Can’t imagine San Diego’s massive military presence is feeling very “no yeah for sure” about it.
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviSep 28
i think i am finally ready to tackle what 2025 has in store for me
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me: I have trouble with consistency people without ADHD: have you tried a more disciplined routine?? me: …oh like be more consistent with my time and habits? yeah for sure I’ll give that a try
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you you
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviSep 9
i fucking hate everything lol
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@PopBaseSep 9
Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent
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I joined threads and I’m not sure if it’s full of bots or if people really do just reply to anybody, but one guy is hooking me up with a timeshare so I’m pretty excited!
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Austin’s insistence on outdoor seating during peak summer heat is a humiliation kink
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Eric Baudour@EricBaudourAug 23
They should let one cat out on the airplane and if she sits on your lap you both get unlimited free drinks
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On a plane being normal (panic attack)
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviAug 21
there's gotta be another way to keep the score
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suze@cortadoedisonAug 16
Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance
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yesterday was my last day being insane. i’m normal and make good decisions now.
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Every time I see my friends I text them later like “sorry for being myself tonight, that was super weird of me!”
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Just learned how the clock works in soccer and I’m spiraling
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