Howard “Stretch” Emery (@hemery411) | teapawt

Tweets
All Posts
Sort by
Most recent Popular
Tweets & Replies
Reposts
Media
Search

Pinned Tweet

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Aug 29

I related to when Gunna said “hit that pussy like golf ball” in his song Top Off, because I don’t golf very often and when I do golf I hit the golf ball very poorly

17

4,156

Howard “Stretch” Emery retweeted

Richard “Dick” Long PGA@DickLongPGA10h

Jokingly told a girl I was dressed as a gynecologist and she said “Ew get the fuck away from me”

3

49

1,453

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery4115h

20k likes > 47 likes > 1.4k likes > 3 likes Stay with me now

3

20

699

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery4119h

I found $29 in loose cash while cleaning the bar last night #score

12

345

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery41110h

Good Lord man

A private jet crashed into a mobile home park in Palm Beach County, Florida, today, leaving a massive crater, knocking down power lines, and destroying a home. Multiple fatalities have been reported.

7

551

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery41110h

Pat McAfee costume inspo: - khakis - double shot of whiskey

1

158

Howard “Stretch” Emery retweeted

Dave “The Hazard” Pounder@hazardpounder11h

The regret of failing no nut november at 14 would genuinely have you looking into suicide or backwards time travel

60

1,563

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery41112h

When she mentions the IUD

3

42

688

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery41119h

Just cracked David Bowie What even is Halloween

7

254

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery41122h

ITS HALLOWEEN AND WE MAKING BAD DECISIONS EVIL GANG😈 EVIL GANG😈 EVIL GANG 😈

4

222

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Nov 1

Realized that I’m going to be working for the clocks changing means I’m at work for an extra hour tn 👎

113

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

I wear 34x34 jeans and we are still NOT throwing hands I’m calling my boss and he’s gonna beat you up 😂😂

1

9

772

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

I WOULD LIKE TO REVOKE MY PREVIOUS SLANDEROUS COMMENTS GO ORANGE BABYYYYY WOOO 🍊🍊🍊🍊

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Sep 18

Syracuse Football makes me want to repeatedly smash my penis flat with a hammer

1

206

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

Hands up accountability: pissed the bed last night

6

38

1,122

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

Image from Howard “Stretch” Emery (@hemery411)

25

5,151

45,515

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

So hungover I’m shaking and it may have something to do with the fact I was at the bar until 5:30AM

1

25

741

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

Image from Howard “Stretch” Emery (@hemery411)

8

183

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

Boss just told me he’s paying for my spring break for the bars 30 year anniversary I’ve never been so happy

1

107

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

I went back to work and put on the security vest and talking to girls is like shooting fish in a barrel

1

98

Howard “Stretch” Emery@hemery411Oct 31

Guy soft launching transitioning: dude what if I wore a dress for Halloween

8

129

Howard “Stretch” Emery retweeted

Richard “Dick” Long PGA@DickLongPGAOct 30

Replying to @JamesHard2018

Orange Crate on my TL

1

2

57