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I found something magical on the train
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Whatโ€™s the condition called where you do something that goes completely fine and literally everything is 100% fine but you get severely depressed for the rest of the day and you want to roll over and die
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๐“๐‡๐„ ๐๐„๐€๐“๐‹๐„๐’ ๐€๐‹๐๐”๐Œ ๐‚๐Ž๐•๐„๐‘๐’ ใ„ใ„ใญใ€œ
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saw a guy on the bus search โ€œanimal noisesโ€ on spotify and was really curious where it was going so i watched until he pressed play on god only knows by the beach boys
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We got Aja by Steely Dan before GTA 6
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
>โ€Fuckkkkk i have this assignment due fuckkk i better do work when i get homeโ€ >gets home >does nothing >does nothing >does nothing >does nothing >โ€fuckkkkkk i didnt do it fuckkkk why didnt i do it fuckkk fuckkkk im a failure fuckkkkkkkkโ€
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
se pusieron a debatir en mi clase y cuando salรญ yo a dar mi opiniรณn me empezรณ a temblar el cuerpo y me puse roja (21 aรฑos) (facultad de derecho) (carrera de abogacรญa)
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HASAN PIKER: COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
can I just say how funny it is to have watched in real time as the expression "If I had a nickel for every time..." go from meaning something happening all the time to meaning something has happened exactly 2 times.
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its ok,, its ok
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
The Saddest Story Ever Told: โ€œFOR SALE: Steely Dan records. Never played.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
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First trailer for Pixar's next film โ€˜GATTOโ€™. The film follows a black cat in Venice with a love of music who is shunned by locals due to superstitions. In theaters on March 5, 2027.
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
type of stuff the Talking Heads song is saying in the background while youre in the car trying to break up with your college boyfriend of 3 months on the way to his parents house
you must become a vertical man. under no circumstances can you let yourself be horizontal. stand up straight, adopt a tall and pointed hat, jump on occasion
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
liquor? yeah i mean if she'll let me!
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Yo viendo a Paul McCartney cantando "Now and Then" con imรกgenes nostรกlgicas de The Beatles en las pantallas gigantes.
pov: me volteas a ver durante mi canciรณn favorita en el concierto
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Israel has once again bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza. At least six people have died with 20+ others wounded. Dr. Rizk Abu Shaira, who featured in the documentary โ€˜American Doctorโ€™, was killed in the strike. ๐Ÿ“ธ: Abed Rahim Khatib
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
almost let myself get ragebaited by this until i was looking at examples of non-centered shot composition and was reminded of one of the most beautiful shots of all time ever
"why is it centered" i'm going crazy, is the center NOT where the important stuff is on the screen?? do y'all stuff squeezed to the sides??? don't we all look at the center of the screen because that's where stuff goes?? why is THIS movie specifically getting this
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
His evil powers turned Julian into a phone
Four years ago today, Julian Lennon coincidentally ran into Paul McCartney at Heathrow Airport in London (Nov 12 2022)
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hephaestar ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
I think I might get fired. Here are some more work doodles
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