My road only has two houses on it. We are next door to each other with facing doorways.
#myhermes cannot find my house.
And they cant tell me where my parcel is! Absolutely clueless.
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I cant do this any more. I'm going to open my window and have a breath of nightime air. You're like a pack of pretend journalist zombies. It will never end.
I've been looking at twitter for the last three months and really do think you should all switch of your phones and go and do something less boring instead? Why don't you?
I'm looking at a bottle of cider. Its Saturday. At 1400 I'm going to open it and have a sip. I'm so excited!
I can do carpentry and I have an hgv licence.
Can anyone in south london near carshalton give me a job as a trainee accountant, so that I can work from home and do your basic sorting receipts cross off type of stuff?
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@secretgardense1 What's the lowdown? Hit me, dish that dirt. Let me sink my green fingers into your moist soil.