why dont white people use umbrellas when its hot out. ever since i moved to manila i keep running into white tourists walking around looking really red and shiny out in the open

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POKE · Aug 3, 2025 · 3:26 PM UTC

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POKE@pig_in_a3 Aug 2025

PLEASE

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ann · Aug 4, 2025 · 3:12 PM UTC

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ann@allonsyie4 Aug 2025

8x18 but every time eddie is on screen sexyback starts playing

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hazel 🦥 · Aug 1, 2025 · 4:13 AM UTC

hazel 🦥@heysooyeah1 Aug 2025

this is why i need him in a romcom again 😭 (cant remember if he’s been in one since warm bodies)

ashley@petercathfilms31 Jul 2025

he’s for the girls

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Deb · Jul 31, 2025 · 11:46 AM UTC

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Deb@fallenatic84131 Jul 2025

MAV ✦@cinzivn30 Jul 2025

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" I'm an angel with a shotgun? Fighting til the wars won? I don't care if heaven won't take me back?

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Myngmyng · Jul 30, 2025 · 5:17 PM UTC

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Myngmyng@RealMyungmyung30 Jul 2025

ok hear me out hes genderbent belle

𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 🌹@gabesmusicbox30 Jul 2025

disney prince coded

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mia 🎐 · Jul 27, 2025 · 9:52 AM UTC

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mia 🎐@lazysaltedfish_27 Jul 2025

the supernatural entities in southeast asia do NAWT care if u don't believe in them 😭 they coming for ur ass either way

vax merstappen@honeygoldlight26 Jul 2025

"you're an atheist why do you believe in ghosts" try living in southeast asia

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May✗ · Jul 27, 2025 · 5:28 PM UTC

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May✗@Mayham_H27 Jul 2025

the concept of kara casually having wwe smackdowns with krypto as playtime is the funniest thing to come out of this dceu nitter.cf/kateofbish/status/1949…

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