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nobody puts baby in a microwave
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The first thing I ask at restaurants is for them to turn up the lights
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I throughly enjoy long romantic walks.....in haunted houses
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Folks, I did something crazy tonight. I watched a movie, all the way thru, without picking up my phone once. The movie was Toy Story 5 in case u were curious.
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let’s bend but don’t break about it
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The scariest thing I've seen this Halloween is the price of a bag of candy
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and for the lady, perhaps a victorian fainting couch
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self service barbershop called No One Is Coming To Shave You
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When your colleague brings candy corn in for a treat, return the favour with fruit cake during the holidays.
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Its never more obvious that i don't fit in than in a packed movie theater when me and everyone else laugh at very different times
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I'm going to really party this Halloween by taking a bunch of 4 year olds trick or treating
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this coffee tastes like I’m the problem.
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I can see us picking out art together
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Going back to ancient Twitter to find your really good tweets. circa 1600. bc.
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I need to see about 4,000 more political ads and I think I'll be ready to make my decision.
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I'm too old to be playing games, unless it's Mario Kart. Never too old for that
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wanna hold hands and go step on some crunchy leaves together?
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i’m so easily impressed by the way the sun shines through the trees
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Can’t wait to put my Christmas tree up tomorrow.
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Today I’m gonna give it my good enough.
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