Machiavellian 😈

When you’re consistent everyday looks the same, but everyday looks different. When you’re inconsistent, every day looks different, but everyday looks exactly the same.

Wait, you can schedule tweets now.

My neurodivergent quirk: I forget ppl exist unless I have to physically interact with them everyday. I’m not ignoring you, you just no longer exist in my mind. What’s yours?

Did bro just auscultate the knee.

The only man who will genuinely be happy to see you become more successful than he is, is your father.

If I send you this pic, it means if I say I’m gonna do something, I’m gonna do it.

Another tournament, another medal. Second overall in her age group. #prouddad

Looks like the Benz was in the right lane, the Vitz driver saw and panicked, swerved to the right to avoid the Benz, lost control of the vehicle and crashed in the Benz that had also tried to correct itself. I guess this video doesn’t answer all the questions.

The traffic heading into Portmore on I95 is ridiculous. What’s happening in Portmore? Where’s everybody going?

Even though Savanna la mar is on Jamaica’s south coast, it’s geographically north or Port Antonio.

My IG feed doing its best to get me to download this deepstash app.

The “Loose” must refer to the impending bowel movements after consuming this.

I’ve gotten used to be called “uncle”. I can now tolerate being called “elder” (still hate it though). But this mf just called “old timer” and that’s where I draw the line.

This must be the end of Carrick now.

It means you should be a part of an OSCE exam for med students.

My wife enrolled my daughter in gymnastics 2 years ago as an extracurricular activity for her to burn off some extra energy and have fun. Now I hear I have to fund her trip to Miami for a tournament early next year. She made her school team (didn’t even know there were try outs), and I have more money to spend on training gear. What kinda overseas tournament is a 4 year girl going to?