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Lover. Father. Mother. Artist. Visionary. Question asker. Warrior. Class of '39. Mama bear 🐻. 3 time pussy bacteria colony survivor.

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how the two 30 year old ""work husbands" that have been at your new retail job for 5 years look at you when its your first time closing with them
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Yall aint have penis inspection day?
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what are they doing during boy’s sports physicals that has made nearly every man in the state of washington think that a pelvic exam is a normal part of the physical for girls
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You guys have to tap in to this live show on tiktok called Marionette Madness. The experience is electric. I stayed for so long. Tbh I could've stayed for 80 more hours but he's only human and he can't do an 80 hour show...
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Auggie@Augi_97Nov 6
GODDAMNITMOMIWASNTPICKINGMYOWNNOSE!!
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Grimmy@Grimhelmbutcool4h
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The most inaccurate part of the princess and the frog wasn’t them turning into frogs it was thinking four shots of Tabasco in a bathtub of gumbo would make a difference
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with a couple of my posts getting popular i really really hope these two people who are apparently coincidentally enough in the sp fandom too rn dont find it i damn near deleted my account when i saw him on my fyp the other day i was fucking stressed
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like these people are fucked in the fucking head. dont ask who im not ready to air that shit out. its not anybody anybody would actually care about as far as i know of
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"please please please share your Kyle arts please pl" -> here are some cuz the rest don’t fit and I kind of lost them too drinkingpissliter.straw.page
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Was this fucking made with zepeto
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The official music video for “Someone to Hold” by JENNIE from the Steps soundtrack ✨ Steps premieres November 20!
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tonsured pussy@sweetseaslug7h
Things that lowkey fell off: - girls doing facemasks and putting cucumbers on their eyes -guys holding signs at airports with people’s names on them -large crowds with one or two nuns in them
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tired of these reactionary and melodramatic food adjectives. Slap ya mama spice. Marry me pasta. Asinine
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(americans) VOTE! (everyone) ok (translated japanese tweet) To think that a cute, modest girl at a handjob parlor would shower me with kisses... For a middle-aged, single man like me, isn’t this too erotic…?!
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To a school art project
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I just saw a little ass white kid look at my safety lead (black) and say Wakanda Forever
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I cant stop getting hit tweets nnhggh my tummy is so fulllll from likes and comments nhgffff i couldnt possibly eat any more~~ oink oink~~
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Sorry
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In a not weird or delusional or autistic way sometimes i wish i was 10 again and lived in south park because i was an extremely lonely child and wouldve given anything to have friends and a large group of peers that all play with each other like the guys do
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Another VIRAL post from yours truly
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I just saw 20 kobolds descend upon craig tucker and carry him away #Wtf
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i couldve played hockey with clyde. instead im 24 and i work at walmart. and ill never be able to play again 😢
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