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polka dot freak. that/nigga 🇿🇦

where you want me to be.
Joined August 2016
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Hlovo retweeted
bro shut up every hater in less than 24 hours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐐 SIUUUUU
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Hlovo retweeted
“Narrowly” ESPN are too shameless😭😭😭
Cristiano Ronaldo thanks the fans after winning the Ballon d'Or of All Time following a monthlong public online vote 👏 🏆 Ronaldo, 41, narrowly finished ahead of Lionel Messi to win the prize presented by France Football.
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It wasn't narrow Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d’Or season was leading with 75% of the votes shortly before the BOAT poll closed on 27 October 2026. Cristiano Ronaldo (2008): 75% Lionel Messi (2012): 9% Cristiano Ronaldo (2017): 6% tntsports.co.uk/football/ballo…
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When you find out your teammate sports gambling 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️
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Hlovo retweeted
🚨🚨🚨| HAT-TRICK CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!!!! HAT-TRICK HAT-TRICK HAT-TRICK!!!!!! ONLY 15 MORE GOALS FOR 1000!!!
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🔥🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo reaches 985 career goals after scoring a hat-trick for Al Nassr! 🤖 15 to go for 1.000 career goals.
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Same running style since forever 🔥
he just wanted to play football.
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Hlovo retweeted
Theo Von had Sophie Cunningham in tears after telling her that he QUIT his basketball team to smoke cigarettes 🤣
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Don't Let Messi Fans gaslight you bro. If Messi won that award you wouldn't be able to stay on this app this night 😂
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Yo man, being in shape is just awesome.
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😭😭😭😭
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🚨 | Leclerc vs Hamilton: Steering Wheel Differences. 📰 @RosarioGiuliana
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возможно мне стоит перестать скролить твиттер и наконец то блять начать работать
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Will Smith and Hillary Banks were the best dressed actors from 90s sitcoms
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So some guy stole Mate Rimac’s Bugatti That is such a crazy story
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These are the physiques that keep the world running
Men, we don’t like this
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Bro didn't even need a good angle to break hearts in a derby man 😭
Prime Ronaldo silencing the Vicente Calderón with absolute ice in his veins. You had to be there.
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So Teanna Trump really left the game? That was a generational talent.
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Hlovo retweeted
The game won’t see a narcissist of this level for a very long time 😭
Estaba tan seguro que ganaba el premio que se levanto de la silla antes de que dijeran su nombre jajaja. AURA desmedida.
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There’s a difference between hurting someone because you’re angry and choosing the one truth you know will destroy them. Walter White tells Jesse about Jane when Jesse is already captured and has almost nothing left. He doesn’t reveal it to make things right. He reveals it when Jesse can no longer do anything about it. Some people don’t just want to win against you. They want you to feel the full weight of what they’ve done to you.
THE SOPRANOS: WHEN ITALIAN-AMERICAN PRIDE TAKES OVER THE TABLE! In The Sopranos Season 1, Episode 8, “The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti,” a dinner conversation turns into a passionate defense of Italian-American identity. Frustrated by what they perceive as the FBI's prejudice against Italian-Americans, Tony Soprano and his companions begin listing the achievements of famous Italians throughout history. From Antonio Meucci and the invention of the telephone to Giovanni Caboto's exploration of North America, the conversation becomes a spirited attempt to reclaim their heritage. They bring up Italian contributions to American business, military service during World War II, and the infamous Sacco and Vanzetti case a controversial episode in American history often associated with anti-immigrant prejudice and questions of justice. But here's what makes the scene brilliant: their argument is driven as much by wounded pride as it is by historical facts. Some of their claims are exaggerated or oversimplified, revealing how people reach for cultural achievements when they feel their identity is under attack. David Chase uses humor to expose a deeper contradiction. These men want recognition for the positive contributions of their ethnic community, yet they rarely examine the damage caused by their own criminal activities. It's funny, uncomfortable, and surprisingly revealing—a scene about identity, prejudice, pride, and the stories people tell themselves to feel respected. Were Tony and the guys right to defend Italian-American heritage against prejudice, or does the irony of their argument make the scene even more powerful?
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Cristiano Ronaldo - Headed Playmaking & Chance Creation
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