Bryson “Bag” HoeChambeau

Found the perfect training method. #downboy

Ya, no worries mom. I quit vaping.

You ever sneeze so hard you feel high

They genuinely dumped all the water in right field. That’s #guardsball

Cade Smith is quite literally nails

Always next year, am I right? #27myass

No worse feeling than waking up to a 20k view post you fired off with no recollection. Genuinely went back and forth with consideration of deletion. This is what the founders fought for. #9/11

Fuck

Labor Day, Kirk Day, and 9/11 might be the greatest trifecta of holidays.

Such a rejuvenating feeling when the merritt traffic starts at your exit #blessup

Wonder what @brysondech up to right now

Scottie bro😢

Can’t decide if Koepka’s fuckass U.S. Open shirt choice reminds me of toothpaste, a slab of bacon, or Messi in Miami.

345 yard par 4 at my local muni. Would’ve been fired up had it been the hole I was playing. #slottedtechnician

Some Karen told me today I couldn’t park in the handicap. Told her I have a handicap cuz of my horse cock. Shoulda seen the look on her face. #libtardretard

DEVIN VASSELL DUNK TO SAVE MY O 223.5

Gay dudes just forgot to throw life on default setting

Brian Flores is a piece of shit. Ain’t nobody not hiring you cuz you black. You just ass as shit as dick. #chimpinout

Another fallen soldier in Oxford, Ohio. Nothing better than 5 holographic red dots to your forehead 9am on a Thursday. Miami cops on a generational 2026 bag crackdown. #beavs

Never understood the hate for mondays. Shitty course, couple brews, and fog it up when we’re home. Then again, I’m an unemployed nigga. Some firm just gotta toss a brotha a #bone