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People don't understand how much VH1 contributed to cultural literacy. Yeah you were high on the couch watching hours of Pop Up video & I Love The (pick a decade) but you were also getting an education in cultural history. We could use more of that, now, & less tik tok slop.
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fighting the patriarchy by being the less domestically capable person in my heterosexual relationship
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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Shane Gillis should do a joke about how parents are not efficient in the school drop off line so we can finally have a national conversation about that.
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I really don’t get the whole Diet Coke craze because if my highly advanced palette picks up on the tiniest bit of aspartame I’m throwing shit at the walls
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.
At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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Can someone take the Zoomers aside and gently explain that the point of 9/11 jokes is to undercut the government's war propaganda, you're not actually supposed to think thousands of people burning to death is funny
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americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries?
govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water
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Someone 100% has a death note with really weird rules
“80 year old who really likes kids and is well known for their iconic wigs and makeup”
FUCK
“80 year old who was in Home Alone 2 known for being a villain with an odd sense of charisma”
FUCK
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I've noticed each member of Green Day has aged into a different type of beautiful lesbian
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When you click on a tracking number as soon as you get the email and the thing is like, “Uhhhhhh, we were kind of counting on you not clicking on that yet.”
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Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.
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tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again
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every few months or so I think about that Hayley Joel osment movie where his whole thing is like “hey everyone be nice to each other and do good deeds for others” and then he just gets stabbed to death and Kevin Spacey is there also
