Replying to @hollythfc
That you’re a overweight spastic hiding behind hypotheticals because you seemingly can’t follow driving rules. Hope you wear your best juicy tracksuit for the zoom course tho
hypothetical situation for everyone. say one was driving at 81mph on a motorway (waze however says 77mph) and there was a man with a speed gun on a bridge. how fucked would said person be?
holly retweeted
Dear H,
Where on earth do I begin? I am speechless. I have tears rolling down my face.
Tonight, it was the most stressed I’ve been in my life. The most nervous. You are someone who has inspired me, 2nd only after Pep Guardiola.
To see you go up against PR trains for this award, it made me nervous. Winning this award was more than just football, but it was about integrity.
You’re a record breaker, H. Nobody else deserved it but you.
All the haters, the doubters. They were waiting to see Mbappe or Yamal be pulled out of that envelope. They tuned into the ceremony to see your downfall.
But they didn’t. Justice prevailed.
You have been constantly doubted your entire life. You have constantly shut up the noise, and responded. You have had people constantly undermine your brilliance.
What are they going to say now?
I remember you and your multiple failed loans at Tottenham. Most people, they would have gave up. Nobody would have thought you would get where you were today. But deep down, you did.
You didn’t accept defeat. You kept working, and got your chance.
Tim Sherwood, thank you. Thank you for being the one to give Kane a look in, allowing him to develop.
Mauricio Pochettino, thank you. Thank you for transforming Tottenham into a club that is amongst the elites at the time, allowing Kane to keep developing, and playing good football.
Jose Mourinho, thank you. Thank you for developing Harry Kane into this all round monster player, acknowledging his playmaking ability.
Thomas Tuchel, thank you. Thank you for being the coach to bring him to Bayern, and to give him the platform to show off his superiority.
And finally, Vincent Kompany, thank you. Thank you for being the coach that helped him get this award. People doubted you, going from Burnley to Bayern. I didn’t. And neither did H.
Let H be an example to young footballers. You don’t need to be a wonderkid at 18. You can work your way up. You can get over doubt.
Thank you H,
You changed my life.
holly retweeted
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Harry Kane: "I want to thank Tottenham Hotspur. I was there since I was 11 years old. You allowed me to live my dream. Without Tottenham, without that journey, I wouldn't experience this moment."
holly retweeted
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR!
#ballondor
if a singular digestive biscuit gives you explosive diarrhoea you need to seek medical help immediately
Replying to @swagoloog
Hey man you want the POOP SHIT SHART FART cookie with your tea?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Digestive biscuits are not laxatives. The name comes from their invention c.1839, where some believed the sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) gave the biscuits antacid properties and aided digestion.
The chocolate-covered digestive is considered one of the UK’s favourite snacks.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive…
Omg do you actually think that "digestive" means the biscuits have some sort of laxative in them? Rage bait used to be smart and sneaky, now it's just dumb people showing how dumb they are.
Replying to @swagoloog
Hey man you want the POOP SHIT SHART FART cookie with your tea?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Digestive biscuits are not laxatives. The name comes from their invention c.1839, where some believed the sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) gave the biscuits antacid properties and aided digestion.
The chocolate-covered digestive is considered one of the UK’s favourite snacks.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive…





























