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Joined April 2025
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spurssss are on their way to bilbaooooo
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Replying to @hollythfc
That you’re a overweight spastic hiding behind hypotheticals because you seemingly can’t follow driving rules. Hope you wear your best juicy tracksuit for the zoom course tho
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oh and ALSO 🤓
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Because of Mickey Mouse. Abeg there’s mice at Newham.
Get married and Have kids they say … it’s will be the best experience of your life. “But … Please bring money” 👀👀👀👀👀
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hypothetical situation for everyone. say one was driving at 81mph on a motorway (waze however says 77mph) and there was a man with a speed gun on a bridge. how fucked would said person be?
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2.6million people in the UK are having to use food banks but sure, let’s pledge some more billions to Ukraine
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇦 Ukrainian President Zelensky tells UK leaders "you've made my day" after Britain pledges another $13 billion in support.
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what a truly odd thing to say about Kane
Replying to @nikimiraaa
Idk probably a slur
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Taylor Swift with her Nashville Songwriter's Hall of Fame Award.
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snuck messi on there ffs
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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holly retweeted
Dear H, Where on earth do I begin? I am speechless. I have tears rolling down my face. Tonight, it was the most stressed I’ve been in my life. The most nervous. You are someone who has inspired me, 2nd only after Pep Guardiola. To see you go up against PR trains for this award, it made me nervous. Winning this award was more than just football, but it was about integrity. You’re a record breaker, H. Nobody else deserved it but you. All the haters, the doubters. They were waiting to see Mbappe or Yamal be pulled out of that envelope. They tuned into the ceremony to see your downfall. But they didn’t. Justice prevailed. You have been constantly doubted your entire life. You have constantly shut up the noise, and responded. You have had people constantly undermine your brilliance. What are they going to say now? I remember you and your multiple failed loans at Tottenham. Most people, they would have gave up. Nobody would have thought you would get where you were today. But deep down, you did. You didn’t accept defeat. You kept working, and got your chance. Tim Sherwood, thank you. Thank you for being the one to give Kane a look in, allowing him to develop. Mauricio Pochettino, thank you. Thank you for transforming Tottenham into a club that is amongst the elites at the time, allowing Kane to keep developing, and playing good football. Jose Mourinho, thank you. Thank you for developing Harry Kane into this all round monster player, acknowledging his playmaking ability. Thomas Tuchel, thank you. Thank you for being the coach to bring him to Bayern, and to give him the platform to show off his superiority. And finally, Vincent Kompany, thank you. Thank you for being the coach that helped him get this award. People doubted you, going from Burnley to Bayern. I didn’t. And neither did H. Let H be an example to young footballers. You don’t need to be a wonderkid at 18. You can work your way up. You can get over doubt. Thank you H, You changed my life.
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Harry Kane: "I want to thank Tottenham Hotspur. I was there since I was 11 years old. You allowed me to live my dream. Without Tottenham, without that journey, I wouldn't experience this moment."
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no one deserves this more than Kane. couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke
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KANE NATION LETS GOOOOOOO
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Tracking week is now over.
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not even watching because it’s gonna be the biggest kane robbery of all time
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holly retweeted
from football twitter to the 🌙
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Bye bye 25% of your voters
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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if a singular digestive biscuit gives you explosive diarrhoea you need to seek medical help immediately
Replying to @swagoloog
Hey man you want the POOP SHIT SHART FART cookie with your tea?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Digestive biscuits are not laxatives. The name comes from their invention c.1839, where some believed the sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) gave the biscuits antacid properties and aided digestion. The chocolate-covered digestive is considered one of the UK’s favourite snacks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive…
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Omg do you actually think that "digestive" means the biscuits have some sort of laxative in them? Rage bait used to be smart and sneaky, now it's just dumb people showing how dumb they are.
Replying to @swagoloog
Hey man you want the POOP SHIT SHART FART cookie with your tea?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Digestive biscuits are not laxatives. The name comes from their invention c.1839, where some believed the sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) gave the biscuits antacid properties and aided digestion. The chocolate-covered digestive is considered one of the UK’s favourite snacks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive…
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