aloof wife, behind the scenes
Joined August 2011
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Governments warning to start practicing your hip movements to prepare for at least 3 days of Shakira law
I didn't realize that's what a Zyn was, I thought those were just silica packets people were littering
My dad (hard of hearing so he speaks loud sometimes) shit talking the bad neighbours when we go by the house while we're taking my daughter trick or treating around the block >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I had immunotherapy for cat allergies and some other stuff which worked fab 10/10 (long process but worth) except it didn't cut through siamese, even my friends half Siamese cat gets me
Newcomers are always poppied the fuck up as soon as it's poppy time and I'm constantly forgetting my poppy so I just gotta respect the hell outta that
Left the house with the national anthem (radiohead) stuck in my head and by the time I dropped my kid off at school the Pup Pup boogie board was stuck in my head
My husband keeps buying fabric softener instead of detergent 'by accident' and like it's okay to admit you love when I make your work uniforms smell like a summer breeze