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Brooklyn, NY
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This is so incredibly embarrassing. Bad, even for them.
One word. Maximum impact. #Maaate #HaveAWord
ALT Piccadilly Lights - 'when their behaviour towards women goes too far'
ALT 'Say Maaate'
ALT 'Say Maaate to a mate when their behaviour towards women goes too far'
ALT #HaveAWord
Not quitting smoking on the advice of my therapist so I have another vice to use as a distraction from shoplifting
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Pros of going to university:
- further education
- something to put on your CV
- you might one day be interviewed on your specialist subject by Philomena Cunk
First thing I did this morning was check on the news about that titanic submarine. It’s like Greek god levels of human billionaire punishment I’m living for it
This is what writing a dissertation does to you
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Fucking yelling. Like every other home is a grade II listed building in the UK
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“Who even are the peers in peer reviewed?” Choking.
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Not my detective giving me cheap shopping advice. “Make sure you eat please.” “Not Tesco that’s so expensive. Bagels are £2.50 now.”
Okay mum go solve my rape case maybe?
Have never had such a good time as tonight, eating polos and reading the Wikipedia plot summary of ‘My Immortal’
Was unironically sent this card for my birthday. Not sure if they even know I’m utterly in love with women but grateful for the validation nonetheless
Me: sorry, I - I feel like I’m info dumping about myself a lot
My therapist: No that’s. That’s literally what you’re here for
