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Austin Howerter

@howertera35
 Lewistown, IL
Joined November 2012
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Cloyd Rivers
@CloydRivers18 Aug 2013
1, 2, Crack a few. 3, 4, Drink some more. 5, 6, Pack a lip. 7, 8, Grab some bait. 9, 10, Fish again. Merica.
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That random shiver you get when you're taking a piss
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Carl Parrish@parrish3181 Jul 2013
hopefullly this short work week goes by fast! #RedBud #cantwait
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Zach Duncan@sl1mdunkin25 Jun 2013
I wish vaginas tasted like lemon ice cream
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I'm ready for this fight in pekin tomorrow. Hope this dude is ready to get hit by the Night train @ZRilea_80 Lmao #getit
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@CloydRivers8 Jun 2013
Ran outside naked with a catfish drawed on my chest. Fish hooked a lawn gnome and yelled, "Merica. Hook 'em and cook 'em. Let's go fishin'."
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Cloyd Rivers
@CloydRivers31 May 2013
Camo is the best color knowed to mankind. Makes a fella invisible to the critters, but irresistible to the puss. It's science. Merica.
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When Muhammad Ali won his first Olympic medal, he sent it to his high school teacher who once taunted him, "you ain't never gonna be nuthin"
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Zach Duncan@sl1mdunkin29 May 2013
Woke and found out the heat lost = day made
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Cloyd Rivers
@CloydRivers21 May 2013
Merica is all about camo, cold ones and college football. 100 days 'til college football is back, jack.
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The ILLUMINATI@TheIlluminati21 May 2013
You don't want money, you want the opportunities that wealth would bring.
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Tyler Telander@xt3_telander11 May 2013
@hibbs_bill whatever they gotta do to get lebron a few rings and keep him marketable
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Zach Duncan@sl1mdunkin10 May 2013
Replying to @howertera35
@howertera35 @robbiejay21 @mckenzie71693 we will b home soon bro. Can't wait
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Clay Crouse@Crouse937 May 2013
The smell of the woods in the spring is proof that God does in fact exist.
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I've never been in love... but I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
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Chevy Emken@Emken_1920 Apr 2013
Worst pitching performance I have ever had...... But, you can't do your best all the time. Hope to get back to the real me next week!
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Cloyd Rivers
@CloydRivers18 Apr 2013
Had a dream that me and Dale Sr. was doin' burnouts in the General Lee in camo speedos, regulatin' zombie terrorists and flexin' for honeys.
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Kari Jensen@kboye2413 Apr 2013
@KSmick93 @howertera35 – at Lewistown, IL
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whitnee@ayeyowhitnee11 Apr 2013
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@howertera35 & now the ladies show me the goodies unda they wonder braaaaa
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@CloydRivers11 Apr 2013
Ran outside with a golf sack full of cold ones. Saluted and yelled, "Swingin' sticks and bangin' chicks. The Masters is back, jack. Merica."
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