talents: gerard way impressions, sniffing out cheese, being exactly 15 minutes late
Bangalore, India
Joined April 2009
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so yesterday i was lost in an apartment complex and this kid led me to the correct flat in exchange for subscribing to his YouTube channel
what is happening to the Bridge in pop songs. i dont want an instrumental breakdown (unless its a guitar solo) i want a deeply contemplative or climactic moment
now imagine this + youre soaking wet and breathing heavily because their voice is hot and you hear how much they care + theyre just a bit wittier than you so they also catch you off guard and make you laugh im sorry forgive me if i have standards now that ive experienced this
always just wanted the lifestyle of a blr transplant tech worker with a south indian friend circle, 4 days wfh, and practicing music on the weekends, but the universe insists that i play hardball and take stupid risks instead
one of my life goals is to meet a stranger, fuck them the same night, and hear them say "that was rly fun. we should do that again" and actually have them initiate a second date
can sm1 here teach me how to pronounce bengali names i gotta say em at museum tours and it feels wrong to use sanskrit conventions but idw bastardise or get em wrong in a way that comes across as half assed fetishism or cultural appropriation
wanna do a solo trip for my bday in less than 2 months! opening up 1-1 tarot and astrology readings to fundraise. u pay me ONLY after it helps/if u feel bad for me (not making false promises or grifting). if ur gainfully employed its 500 for 30 mins. if not, open to tiny favours!
pink line delay so bad they should just open it once and for all when the stretch to mg road is complete
being the female equivalent of a fuckboi is actually kinda nice. just make sure you have good money for substances, outside food, and healthcare
garlic bread stan acc retweeted
Hello! My friends are looking for a 2 or 3BHK to rent in Jayanagar, Basavangudi, South end circle, JP Nagar (ideally around/near JP Nagar 2nd Phase)
@BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @flatshareblr
if u have no weekend plans and want free lunch tomorrow, pls volunteer for our (queer-friendly) event. bonus points if u can drive big car. DM to sign up. urgent
more elon shade (im not in this one tho)
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