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Hey friends, I have just learned that someone is copying my profile and using my name to try to scam people. I will NEVER ask any of you to send me money in any way. If someone does that, it’s a scam!
I am fortunate enough to live in one of those neighborhoods where everyone comes to trick to treat, and we LOVE it. Everyone gets candy regardless of age, costume, or whether they live in the neighborhood. Yes, it’s expensive, but it’s worth it! We make a lot of kids happy.
What happened to fast food? It has always been unhealthy junk, but at least it used to be cheap and fast. Now it’s slow, expensive unhealthy junk.
The majority of women I know are constantly trying to better themselves: learning, reading, taking vitamins & supplements, trying new hobbies, exercising, caring for their mental health, getting checkups, improving their home, trying to save for retirement, etc.
The guys? . . .
1) the comments from young men are TERRIFYING.
2) I think this is part of why the public responded so strongly to Tayvis. Travis basically demonstrated that putting in effort and being sincere about liking someone still works.
3) A lot of these angry guys actually hate women.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
Many of y’all are intentionally missing the point. Both Taylor and Travis are rich, beautiful, & famous. They’re a good match. I’m talking about why their love story has captivated millions of women worldwide. He was so willing to be sincere and make an effort.
I hope the Cleveland! mv includes every famous person from or associated with Cleveland. Halle Berry, Drew Carey, Kid Cudi, Steve Harvey, Patricia Heaton, MGK, Alan Ruck, Arsenio Hall, Tracy Chapman, Molly Shannon,etc. Of course, Jason, Travis, Donna, and Ed. Maybe LeBron?
Let’s unpack Babylon together. So far, I understand that the main character is a man who has always been restless and striving for the next new thing, while aching with romanticized nostalgia about the past, and as a result he’s never really present and can’t live in the moment.
Ghost Taylor becomes the main character only after her death. Ghost Taylor is hotter, more confident, and fiercer than she was in life. Living Taylor was a victim, Ghost Taylor is a protector.
It’s almost as if she’s a phoenix rising from the ashes . . .
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Thinking about Taylor being the one to literally open the door for him
This shot is brilliant. It is both visually stunning and narratively important. It shows Taylor moving through the world as a ghost. We don’t need to see cliches like walking through a wall or disappearing. This one shot proves that she’s not human.
One day, when they make an Oscar-winning biopic about Taylor’s life, this is going to be the part that wins some actress a whole bunch of awards for being so vulnerable portraying such pain, but when Taylor actually lives it and makes incredible art about it, she’s called cringe.
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the amount of lyrics that can be brought up about this music video is astounding, this literally ties the narratives of her last 5 albums together and so many of the controlling metaphors that she’s been using through all her work
I have a lump in my throat realizing that Taylor has repeatedly created art depicting herself being murdered for her money. I guess that when you’re contemplating marriage with someone on a “free solo social climb” you worry that once he reaches the summit, he might push you off.