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chem e alum FAMU-FSU college of engineering and also vegan (he/him)

Brunswick, GA
Joined September 2014
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Just like we drew it up.
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it is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. the credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat
Replying to @PopCrave
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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My cat is 14 but she’s just a little baby :D
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Watching Greg McElroy tell me a team can’t overcome subpar QB play to win a natty is comedy gold
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don't know how to go on after that
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Florida State is the first Undefeated Power 5 Conference Champion to not get into the College Football Playoff. Despite the ACC having a 6-4 record against the SEC this year. Despite their defense not giving up 30 points in a single game all year. Despite their offense having more yards in the ACC Championship than Michigan had in the Big 10 Championship. Despite holding Louisville’s Top 20 Offense to 6 points. Despite beating 4 Top 25 teams. Despite finding a way to win with their Back up QB in a bitter rivalry game. Despite finding a way to win with their 3rd string QB in the ACC Championship Game. Florida State EARNED their spot in the CFP on the field. With and Without Jordan Travis. You don’t punish or diminish the work of 100+ players and coaches because 1 player is not there on the field calling the shots. FSU always answered the bell this year and their response to losing their QB was to play POSSESSED ON DEFENSE. It’s an absolute travesty that they were excluded from the CFP.
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ABOLISH THE CFP COMMITTEE
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Everything is numb
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By all definitions, it’s definitely a playoff-quality resume.
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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At thanksgiving the WHOLE family hated the mustache LMAO
I shaved my beard and put mascara on my mustache for this costume
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white dudes when no one wants to play The Jackbox Party Pack 5
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me when someone tells me they're gonna crush my balls in 5 seconds:
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Just spent $400 on a 2h one way flight after thanksgiving 🤢
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all fsu students pre 2022 watching them go 10-0
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Michael “A Buccaneer For Life” Evans
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waited 10 years for a game i'll never be able to afford. gutted is an understatement .
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Just for reference, the Suffragettes did the exact same thing to the very same painting over 100 years ago when they were protesting for equal voting rights for women. People called them crazy back then too, but they were ultimately in the right 🤷🏽‍♂️
NEW - Hammer attack on painting in the National Gallery, London.
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Evan retweeted
this is what i imagine toads listen to when they’re chillin at the swamp
Bro is shredding on the doohickey
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