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Christopher Hylland

@hyllnd

📚 Author x2 (see: @BomboneraTears). 6 years living in 🇦🇷/🇵🇪/🇨🇴 OSLO-BORN🇳🇴, BRIGHTON-BRED🇬🇧, BUENOS AIRES-MATURED 🇦🇷

 Oslo, Norge
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Joined June 2009
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I —genuinely— gave my nieces their Christmas presents today meaning I am finished with Christmas already 🙌
📚 Tears at La Bombonera/Dame Bola (@BomboneraTears) profile picture📚 Tears at La Bombonera/Dame Bola@BomboneraTearsOct 30
Feliz Navidad! Merry Christmas! The Church of Maradona —Iglesia Maradoniana— celebrate their Christmas Day today on what is Diego’s birthday. Festive cheer to all celebrating 🎅
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So many replying that tackles from behind are perfectly fine, just that they are frowned upon in the Premier League. "Man up!" Well... offtheball.com/soccer/three-…
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Christopher Hylland (@hyllnd) profile pictureChristopher Hylland@hyllndOct 27
One of these incidents is incredibly dangerous and is outlawed. The other is a tiny flick in frustration or anger. Which one is a red card?! 🤔
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Great lesson for Dowman, though. Get it out the way. The kid is going to experience so many late tackles, elbows, shirt-pulls, niggly fouls that at some point a reaction is the most natural thing in the world. A League Cup tie or an important league or CL match? Rather last night
Christopher Hylland (@hyllnd) profile pictureChristopher Hylland@hyllndOct 28
People want the romantic cup-upset SO MUCH —and I’m genuinely happy for Fleetwood Town, and fewer games for already flogged Arsenal players— that they refuse to see the tackle from behind (outlawed for 25-30 years!) as anything other than League 2, proper football 🙄
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People want the romantic cup-upset SO MUCH —and I’m genuinely happy for Fleetwood Town, and fewer games for already flogged Arsenal players— that they refuse to see the tackle from behind (outlawed for 25-30 years!) as anything other than League 2, proper football 🙄
Christopher Hylland (@hyllnd) profile pictureChristopher Hylland@hyllndOct 27
One of these incidents is incredibly dangerous and is outlawed. The other is a tiny flick in frustration or anger. Which one is a red card?! 🤔
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Harry Symeou
@HarrySymeouOct 27
That challenge on Dowman was so, so dangerous. It’s the follow through from Neal that’s super dangerous. The reaction should be the least of anybody’s concerns but in this country, for some reason, we glamourise that kind of crap. ‘A proper cup tie challenge’, ‘blood & thunder of the football league’ and all the rest of it…
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Paul Ponting@PaulPontingOct 27
The team in red n white from Highbury
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Fair play. Fewer games 😀
Christopher Hylland (@hyllnd) profile pictureChristopher Hylland@hyllndOct 27
Should we get knocked out by Fleetwood Town… might not be the worst thing in the world tbh
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🇦🇷 Superclásico Sunday! This Sunday Boca Juniors host River Plate in the superclásico at La Bombonera. Expect a raucous atmosphere, tonnes of ticker-tape and ghosts mocking River Plate’s relegation in 2011… 🗓️ Sunday 1st November ⌚️ 6pm KO (UK)/7pm (CET)
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Now it all makes sense…
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
Welcome to the Ballon d'Or family, Harry! #ballondor
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My stream doesn’t know there is a penalty shootout, just showing the highlights on repeat
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Jamie Kent
@BigBearKentlaarOct 27
If Gyokeres had put in the performance Havertz has tonight then there’d be a civil war on this app😅
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One of these incidents is incredibly dangerous and is outlawed. The other is a tiny flick in frustration or anger. Which one is a red card?! 🤔
Gooner Chris (@ArsenalN7) profile pictureGooner Chris
@ArsenalN7Oct 27
NASTY tackle. That could’ve ended his career
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How is that a red for Dowman? A tiny flick of the foot? Yet the tackle from behind nothing? Clueless
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Should we get knocked out by Fleetwood Town… might not be the worst thing in the world tbh
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Would be interested to know how many of the 900 travelling Arsenal fans picked up a Fleetwood Town shirt as a souvenir. I would have...!
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Why don't football clubs have drones, with a net hanging underneath, ready to catch pirate drones?! Just a thought
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Corinthians (@Corinthians) profile pictureCorinthians
@CorinthiansOct 26
O Sport Club Corinthians Paulista deseja os parabéns a Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, que foi reeleito como presidente da república para o mandato dos próximos quatro anos à frente do nosso país. Viva a democracia do Brasil.
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Footy Statistix@FootyStatistixOct 25
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 AFC Bournemouth have now won 3-0 against Manchester United AWAY three of their last four trips to Old Trafford. Last season this fixture ended 4-4! Incredible series of results!
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The Arsenal U16 face Messi's academy club Newell's Old Boys in the Messi Cup in Miami today. One name I recognised from the squad: Leo Aliadière, son of Jérémie! That'll make you feel old
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The Messi Cup kicks off tomorrow. The second edition of the U16 tournament is being played in Miami. All 16 clubs play their three group games on consecutive days (Sunday, Monday & Tuesday). The final is on Sunday 1st November. River Plate U16 won the 2025 edition.
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