I’m watching this match in Scotland. If we lose, send help.

Jul 1, 2026 · 4:54 PM UTC

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Any forecast for Silverstone F1?
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Nope. Our farm system is phenomenally accurate but only six hours out.
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Sending help, he'll be there Friday!
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@JeremyClarkson
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Is Kaleb aware of the game? And the World Cup in general?
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Haha. England had better chances in the 1st half
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Brave man
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Was it a penalty
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Haha 😂
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i've sat in a pub in glasgow waiting for a goal like a lifeline anyone else felt a whole city hang on the final whistle? ⚽
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You won't need help. Just laugh along with everyone else and then get a round in.
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It’ll be a bigger humiliation than 1776
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What sort of help will you need?
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You're gonna be safe
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Is the Discovery still at the top of the Highland mountain and do you still have the Golden Cock Award
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Just put an Argentina shirt on you’ll be ok….
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The dr is on his way
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Thought winning the match would require more help tbh
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Hydration break
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I mean the next knockout game is versus Mexico in Mexico City
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I'm watching in England. I've been asked to leave the pub for my own safety 😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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You’ll not need help. We don’t throw the patio furniture about. You’re more likely to be laughed at and bought a drink…
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Bloody hell Jeremy. You’ll need the RAF to winch you out of there.
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That one Congo fan in the stands
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Next time you post watching footy, don’t forget to share some pics of you drinking Hawkstone 🍺
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Just shout No Scotland, No Party lol
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Scottish fans be like
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I've been watching the new season of your show and I don't think this kind of stress on you is good for my chances of seeing the next season come out down the road. Someone call the paramedics and have them on standby.
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LOL, good luck, start drinking now?
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Have England all agreed to wear left boots on each foot for this match or something?
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Just deploy a smoke screen and escape in a ‘reasonably priced car’, Jeremy.
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NO PROBLEM
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James May is on his way! He’ll be there in 2 weeks. Stay safe!
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Me too, on a laptop in a boat in Loch Ness!
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If we lose, just pretend it’s the Six Nations.
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But If they win, send help all the same.
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