ALT Stolas exits the bathroom door, and relents, saying “Fine, if you really must know, I’m going out with Vassago tonight.” Blitz is (predictably) upset at hearing this and swings the bathroom door wide open, yelling, “WHAT?!? You’re dressing like THAT for the fucking parrot?!?” Stolas looks back at him, attempting to explain: “Relax, Blitzø. We planned a night to go clubbing. It has been an entire decade since we’ve spent time together. Vassago and I are catching up on lost time.” Blitzø is unconvinced by this explanation, saying “Catching up on lost time my ass! The whole club’s gonna be lining up to eat you out if you go dressed like that! Did Vassago ask you to dress like this?”
ALT While Stolas puts on a jacket, Blitzø continues his rant about Vassago: “Did that sleazy asshole think he coughs weasel his cracker-crusted hands into your tight-as-fuck pants just by playing the nice—“ Blitz is cut off by an angry Stolas who holds his finger in the air and yells “Blitzø, stop saying all these things about Vassago! He is not any of them!” Then, Stolas looks to the side with a dreamy expression, saying, “If you actually got to know him, you’d know Vassago is intelligent, compassionate, charming, dexterous, virile…” As Stolas lists more adjectives, visions of Vassago lifting him in the air fill the open space around him. Stolas continues, “and blessed with a singing voice that is utterly enchanting…” Blitzø is frothing at the mouth in anger upon hearing Stolas’s descriptions of Vassago.
