Santa Clause · Dec 24, 2016 · 10:18 PM UTC

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE Y'ALL

50 Shades of Awkward · Jan 1, 2013 · 5:15 AM UTC

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That awkward moment when this is the most exciting New Years you've had yet. #NYE

Santa Clause · Dec 26, 2011 · 3:09 AM UTC

That awkward moment when you catch your mom kissing me.

Santa Clause · Dec 25, 2011 · 5:25 AM UTC

Santa Clause · Dec 24, 2011 · 3:11 PM UTC

Santa Clause · Dec 24, 2011 · 2:02 PM UTC

Merry Christmas Eve!!!!!! A little behind on making presents #shit

Santa Clause · Dec 22, 2011 · 10:41 PM UTC

Holy 3 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa Clause · Dec 21, 2011 · 12:39 AM UTC

Reindeers > normal deers

Santa Clause · Dec 21, 2011 · 12:34 AM UTC

Happy hannkukah #respect

Santa Clause · Dec 21, 2011 · 12:34 AM UTC

WHOS PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS?

Santa Clause · Dec 21, 2011 · 12:34 AM UTC

Deck the hallls with bounds of holly fa la la la la la la la laaa.

Santa Clause · Dec 20, 2011 · 9:16 PM UTC

Santa Clause · Dec 17, 2011 · 4:21 AM UTC

That awkward moment when you swan dive into the chimney, then get stuck half way down.

Santa Clause · Dec 17, 2011 · 4:07 AM UTC

Someone should call the #fashionpolice on the grinch, #outdated Nobody,except me,can wear the same outfit in every picture and make it work.

Santa Clause · Dec 17, 2011 · 4:05 AM UTC

Fa la la la la la la laaa laaaaaaaa.

Santa Clause · Dec 17, 2011 · 4:05 AM UTC

9 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa Clause · Dec 14, 2011 · 10:17 PM UTC

Well, one things for sure. The twitter whale is not receiving any Christmas presents. Actually, some coal. #badwhale #naughtylist #failwhale

Santa Clause · Dec 14, 2011 · 1:05 AM UTC

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock. STOP RIGHT THERE: picture me doing the dance from Mean Girls. #youlikeit #dontlie

Santa Clause · Dec 14, 2011 · 12:55 AM UTC

Santa Clause · Dec 14, 2011 · 12:47 AM UTC

I can make your chimney rock.