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“Well behaved women don’t make history” I mutter to myself as I prepare to sneak a flask of tea past the ‘No hot drinks’ sign in the library

always the milkmaid, never the milk

I was on a date and they asked me what my favourite season is and I replied ‘of what?’ :(

Mika walked so Harry Styles could run

A Roller Coaster Tycoon video essay that I am watching has opened with a content warning for consensual euthanasia

Aslan did Susan so dirty calling her ‘Susan the Gentle’ while her brother gets ‘Peter the Magnificent’. I’d be fuming

The feminine urge to bring a few books with you on the train so you can stack them up and prop your phone against them to watch selling sunset x

The original yassification

Airdropping this to the other guests at Dorian Gray’s opium party

Oops I did it* again! *spilt a boiling hot pot of tea all over a woman resulting in our cafe being sued

12 year old me really scrapbooked my grandad’s obituary next to a magazine cutout of JLS

Thinking about this (from my mother)

My life is just an endless cycle of men saying ‘have you seen this film’ and me saying ‘no’ and them tediously explaining the plot to me and then me going ‘ah cool’ and then never watching the film

Watching hereditary so I can see people having a worse week than me

Not the first time I’ve tweeted this but-

Deleting my dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way (getting a job as a nanny at your estate where I find your mentally ill wife locked away in the west wing)

The hardest thing about working in a restaurant is that someone with a name like Richard Taint will make a booking and you’re not allowed to laugh in their face