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Nappy Harlot

@iamenuff

I don't know, man. I just don't know.

 Austin, TX
Joined September 2009
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I should probably go out today...if I can get out my PJ's...which seems highly unlikely right now
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My sister in law texted me saying the kids keep talking about “Uncle Hotdog”
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Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 (@AndrewHilaryUS) profile pictureAndrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS20h
Picked up a hardcore shift at the uncle factory tonight (took my nieces and nephew trick or treating)
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Layla clocked in and went to work!!
West Jefferson Hills SD (@wjhsd) profile pictureWest Jefferson Hills SD@wjhsd22h
TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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Michael Downes@downesphoto6h
There was no gawking or judgement on either side of the table. Just good conversations about costumes and the foggy night. We ran out of food items before we ran out of candy, and we had something like 30, large bags of candy. Several kids chose candy and green beans 🥰
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To clarify (since this went semi-viral): Our friends put out food items last year in addition to candy, and lots of folks were very excited to have access to things they needed. Everyone was appreciative and nobody complained irl, just idiots online.
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Michael Downes@downesphoto21h
Again this year, we got some food staples for anybody who needs them 🎃 💕
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Mutual aid and community make my heart beat.
Michael Downes (@downesphoto) profile pictureMichael Downes@downesphoto21h
Again this year, we got some food staples for anybody who needs them 🎃 💕
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update: I only got one group of 3 kids, so I told them “take a bunch” and the oldest girl goes berserk grabbing handfuls and making sure her little sisters got a bunch too and I was laughing so hard. like YES GIRL YES!!! LIVE MY CHILDHOOD DREAM I hope I made her night 😭
cass biehn | ICARUS FELL preorder 🪽 (@cassbeewrites) profile picturecass biehn | ICARUS FELL preorder 🪽@cassbeewritesOct 22
I’ve always wanted to be the house with full-size candy bars on Halloween for trick-or-treaters
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Luke Radel (@lukeradel) profile pictureLuke Radel
@lukeradel16h
👻 @NYCMayor meets… himself?
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I swear to god, every electoral race in America right now is between a qualified candidate, and someone who wants to make it illegal for women to read.
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remx
@biigremOct 31
No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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Tannie
@nubian6Oct 31
He ATE
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Oh they ATE😂👏
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LEEK
@iamleekOct 31
Philly's Most Wanted's "Please Don't Mind," featuring Dre Boogie, is the smoothest record The Neptunes ever gave them. it peaked at number 48 on Billboard's Hip-Hop/R&B chart as the third single from "Get Down or Lay Down."
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liv 🫧@chillestwoman21h
wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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He’s so wholesome, thanked an OF model who promoted his campaign in one of her stories. Lol.
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James talarico was caught following prostitutes and porn stars on Instagram. talarico actively liked multiple photos of an Austin Instagram account holder who has a page on an escort website. "I try not to follow celebrities or journalists or politicians on Instagram. I try to just keep it as, like, my personal friends," talarico said in 2019. dailymail.com/news/article-1… #TXsen
Devout Christian Democrat caught following prostitutes and porn stars

Devout Christian Democrat caught following prostitutes and porn stars

James Talarico, 36, who is a seminarian and state House member, was caught out in a report that reviewed some of the X-rated accounts he follows.

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Greg Dunbar@gdunOct 31
If three kids in your son’s class dress as Spider-Man, you are legally required to take this photo.
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♕AW♕@ATrueKing241Oct 31
Then when they shove 5 new data centers in a rural town, get rid of public school via vouchers, put a flock camera on every corner, and cut taxes for the top .1% while raising them for the 99% rest of us everyone acts surprised.
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♕AW♕@ATrueKing241Oct 31
This shit irritates me. They don’t have policies, they just have fake culture wars. Immigrants, Muslims, Trans, Gays, and Socialism are buzz words now. They just throw them around to fear monger Americans into believing we are about to be taken over by social extremist
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 31
Donalds: There will be no Sharia law in Florida.
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Yes, Abdul El Sayed famously hates football.
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 31
Mike Rogers: "It's Abdul's birthday today, on Halloween. So we thought, wouldn't it be nice if we got him a gift basket? A football because he thinks football is toxic masculinity! We hope he gains some appreciation for what we love right here in Michigan. Fireworks! Because he said he hates fireworks"
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Ida Hour
@IdaHourrOct 30
“we felt the mog from across the gym to the point where i had to leave” is objectively one the funniest lines i’ve ever heard in my life
alex (@alexblocmates) profile picturealex
@alexblocmatesOct 30
No exaggeration he is the funniest man on the planet right now
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