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@iammlda

(maluda) /məˈluːdə/ (mah-loo-dah) • 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓 • 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 • Media/PR: [email protected] • @Arsenal • @OrlandoPirates

 Johannesburg, South Africa
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Joined June 2017
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me: [finally gets eight hours of sleep] my neck: yeah, but you didn’t do it right.
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Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_Ma23h
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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“PreFerENce GuYs” and it’s you preferring to spend on things that ain’t ever been spent on before.
Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_Ma23h
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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Cooking Chicken ka Beef Stock Cooking Beef ka Mutton Stock Cooking Lamb ka Chicken Stock Ntshepe
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oluok (@oluok1) profile picture
oluok@oluok118h
He’s crashed it on Chelsea at home and scored in a CL final for us (led to nothing), so people think he’s a big game scorer. Check his record vs the other big teams for us / his general output
Rich. (@whiteumbro99) profile pictureRich.
@whiteumbro99Oct 28
🚨The TRUTH about Havertz for #Arsenal 🔴⚪️
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For someone who loves sleeping, you’d think I go to bed early 😂😂
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Paisa!✭ (@liigles) profile picture
Paisa!✭
@liiglesOct 28
I thought this was a bear 😭
Sajna!✭ (@ilysajna) profile pictureSajna!✭
@ilysajnaOct 28
Nigga Just fat ass fuck 😭💔
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i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.
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Fifi@NikumiMitoOct 28
This is exactly what led to uber exiting the Ugandan and Nigerian markets
Black Nation♥️ (@_agneeess) profile pictureBlack Nation♥️
@_agneeessOct 27
He tried to request for bolt in Vaal in South Africa and the driver's reply got me😳
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When you had to click fast before the porn popped up 😔
T.A.C! (@OderaTAC) profile pictureT.A.C!
@OderaTACOct 27
waptrick.com
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Timmy@raji_timothyOct 28
I repeat again, if we didn’t have Gyokeres last season, we won’t win the league. I’m very damn sure
Arsenal Rep (@Arsenal_rep1) profile pictureArsenal Rep
@Arsenal_rep1Oct 27
Gyökeres how did you manage to score from this position 😭
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They talk about Max Dowman being generational but want him to be babied in games by the opposition
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Kai havertz does that.
Wesam (@wesamo__) profile pictureWesam
@wesamo__Aug 17
Is there a job that pays $200k to just kind of walk around
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If only Gyökeres got fed as much as Havertz was last night.
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It’s because of that fuckass drone!
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If Havertz starts against Liverpool it’s wraps
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Raya get ready to play every game hermano. Your colleagues might be brain dead
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He’s fucking stupid. They ALL kicked to the same side and he dove the other way each time.
mldá (@iammlda) profile picturemldá@iammldaOct 27
You’d think at some point, Meslier would dive the other way…
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You’d think at some point, Meslier would dive the other way…
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