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uSthembiso

@iamsthere

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Joined November 2013
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Buddy openly broke the law in the name of garnering votes. Clown behaviour
Galston Anthony (@galston_anthony) profile pictureGalston Anthony@galston_anthony21h
SOWETO, THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE! 💜🇿🇦 Today reminded me of the beautiful power of unity. Different backgrounds, different stories, but one shared dream for a better South Africa. So I brought out my old school AMG c63 😝
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Basadi and dodging accountability?
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Post pictures and the VIN, groot. We’ll find them.
Special Investigating Unit (SIU) (@RSASIU) profile pictureSpecial Investigating Unit (SIU)
@RSASIUOct 30
There are eight cars still outstanding, including four Ferraris, three Porches and one Bentley. The SIU will continue to relentlessly pursue finding these allegedly concealed vehicles.
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Ngl, maybe your next paper should be around sexual harassment. 🤷🏾 awuzwa niks
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Nothing cute about this sexual harassment, Gugu.
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Consumerism final boss
Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_MaOct 29
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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Drunk people cannot consent.
EVIL BITCH👹 (@lightskinfruit) profile pictureEVIL BITCH👹@lightskinfruitOct 28
Replying to @lightskinfruit
With consent guys😭!
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Rugrat aah looking team
Msunu ka Johann Rupert (@ZizinjaAbelungu) profile pictureMsunu ka Johann Rupert
@ZizinjaAbelunguOct 28
They have all been arrested. Thank you, South Africa! 🙏🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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You hate your passengers.
Ian Car Advice Kenya (@Caradvicekenya) profile pictureIan Car Advice Kenya@CaradvicekenyaOct 28
This Subwoofer couldn't fit underseat but sounds awesome. Thoughts?
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Spillion sam leso. Big Bird to Winnie Mandela at Mach Fuck😂
MaMhlanga Nompumelelo (@Mpumiln) profile pictureMaMhlanga Nompumelelo
@MpumilnOct 28
If you live in Johannesburg and you really wanna see that people drive super fast, leave your house at 5 am. The M1, N3, N12 and other freeways turn into racetracks. Early morning drives are super crazy and dangerous.
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PRASA is quietly doing some good, restorative work to those dilapidated stations, and yazin…. Fairs.
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“Smell my finger” aah response.
Takalani Magwabeni (@Takalaniluciano) profile pictureTakalani Magwabeni@TakalanilucianoOct 28
Replying to @sa_crime
Arrest this idiots I regret chowing this idiot
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😂foh, go post this on LinkedIn or Facebook😂 No 3yr old would ever ask that.
In A Nutshell🥜 (@Markosonke1) profile pictureIn A Nutshell🥜
@Markosonke1Oct 27
My 3-year-old daughter just asked me, “Mommy, why are we poorer than white people?” I told her I’d explain after work. Help me prepare an answer for this 3 year old 🤔 Parents, how would YOU answer this question? 👀🇿🇦
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Duma’s boys will do a mugshot, your occupation & a video of whatever nonsense you say while resisting arrest or intoxicated 😂 Abadlali
Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) profile pictureSizwe Dhlomo
@SizweDhlomoOct 27
This looks like a campaign… Since when do people take mug shots in SA?
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In the age of the internet, google and AI, this question reeks of wilful ignorance
Moms 💖 investing (@mommy_moneyza) profile pictureMoms 💖 investing
@mommy_moneyzaOct 25
Replying to @sbudar007
Did they have Halaal stamps on food 100 years ago? Even 20 years ago?
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Dunderhead response. Bring on the leftover chops chutney !
Ksl_JagerSupreme🇿🇦 (@Ksl_Jager) profile pictureKsl_JagerSupreme🇿🇦@Ksl_JagerOct 22
Replying to @wfreemantle
You like eating meat that was killed in the name of a god you dont believe in?
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Damn, no invite 😮‍💨
Lwanda (@Lwanda_) profile pictureLwanda@Lwanda_Oct 25
Oomf bought an M2 and we did an overnight run to Bethlehem and then Clarens to celebrate it and okes couldn't stop saying "we needed this!" Ngiyakuzwa mina 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽.
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Top 3 coolest diesels to ever exist!
ndumiso (@0simudn) profile picturendumiso@0simudnOct 24
Day 98 of 100 of posting cool number plates everyday. 777 JJG L on an Audi Q7 V12 TDI. Audi held the title of fastest diesel SUV for 10 yrs. 2008: Q7 V12 TDI 0-100 5.5s 2012: SQ5 TDI 0-100 5.1s 2016: SQ7 TDI 0-100 4.8s Find your personalised plate at checkplata.co.za
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Bet.
Muzi Sambo (@muzy747) profile pictureMuzi Sambo
@muzy7478 Mar 2024
Replying to @iamsthere
Join(a) baba😁
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Buying biltong from Carlswald Spar is a choice! Horrible choice, but a choice nonetheless.
Shongs (@manbear_motie) profile pictureShongs@manbear_motieOct 22
Yessis this Woolies biltong mix is way better than ya ko Carlsworld Spar🤞🔥
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