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Boston, MA
Joined December 2013
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All machines can be broken. (jk it wasnt us)
outlook down in the middle of the work day
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god she’s so fab
Ariana Grande arrives at the world premiere of “Focker in Law.”
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already tired of hearing about james bond
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we’re in hell
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Just put the Oscar in the bag bro
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Jordan Firstman says he wants to be a "Bond gay" in Denis Villeneuve's forthcoming film" "I want to be a Bond gay. Like, instead of the Bond girls, I think they should make them gay guys.” variety.com/gallery/denis-vi…
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the kind of film that makes you fall in love with movies all over again
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................... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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locked myself out of my apartment walking to the trash room
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WOKE IS BACK, LA BOLA NEGRA IS WINNING BEST PICTURE
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red white and royal blue will be taught in schools after this
DEMOCRATS OPEN WIDE LEAD IN TEXAS, COUNTING CONTINUES U.S. Senate 🔵 Talarico +19.5% Governor 🔵 Hinojosa +15.7% Lt. Governor 🔵 Goodwin +18% Attorney General 🔵 Johnson +19.9% Railroad Comm 🔵 Rosenthal +20.7%
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we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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OPEN THAT LESBIAN BAR BACK UP, BOYS!!!
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give her the nom.
Impeccable line reading here from Merritt Wever
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VOTE OR DIE ! LETS GO AMERICA 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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did you vote today?
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mbj gotta give that trophy back 🤨
seated for rewatching
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