Joined April 2009
Age is just a number that measures how much it hurts when you do things.
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There’s zero chance he’s gonna win in Idaho as an independent but Todd Achilles might win best campaign ad of the year with this
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It's kinda fucked up that every time I google 'what's the emoji for broccoli' now it creates and then kills a full mind
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It won’t just be one AI pandemic, it will be thousands. Rolling over humanity and devastating us for the rest of human history. If we allow AI capabilities to get to the point that they can synthesize 1 dangerous pathogen, it won’t just be one. We will have opened the gates to a future of never ending pandemics and crises, waves crashing over us. It’s not like cyber, where a “good guy with an AI” can eventually harden the vulnerabilities at any given capability level. How do you create and distribute vaccines fast enough? What if it mutates so it can’t even be vaccinated against (we’re still dealing with COVID!). How many will die in the meantime? It’s incredibly bleak to think about, but important to remember. Look at what’s happening with unsolved math problems. If it can do 1, it can do thousands.
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Ian Ferrel retweeted
Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.
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Had dinner with a friend last night who is being hit with the pied a terre tax and was fine with it because it’s cheaper than paying NYC/NYS income taxes, illustrating why property tax is the best form of taxation - income is mobile, real estate is not.
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Game of Thrones (2011-2018)
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The thing about these "Democratic politician was MEAN" stories is that a lot of Democratic staffers deserve to be stuffed into a locker
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"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire... no one–not even the president’s son–is above the law.” -Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," -Tom Emmer, 9.23.26 @GOPMajorityWhip
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Me: Can I get an iced latte to go? Interviewer: I meant any questions about the job.
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no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school
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Me, in a time machine, to Eliezer in 2006: The year is 2026. You stand back to back with Bernie Sanders. Peter Thiel has named you the Antichrist. EY-2006: Oh no. Did somebody invent pharmacological mind control and use it on me, or- Me: Nvidia was on the verge of destroying all things. You had no choice. EY-2006: Are we talking about the computer graphics card manufacturer, or an unrelated supervillian named "Invidia"? Me: The former. It turned out that computer graphics cards contained a surprising amount of world-destroying potential. All attempts at hindering the reckless exploitation of the Graphic Card Force for corporate profit were stymied by the far left, which feared that any attempts to regulate them might lead to regulatory capture. Other attempts were made to prevent Nvidia from selling to foreign companies that resold to communist China, but those attempts were blocked by the far right. Nvidia is now a $5.5 trillion company. EY-2006: ...What are politics like in 2026, exactly? Me: In other news that is mostly unrelated, the decision theory paper you're currently working on will accidentally spark off a transgender vegan murder cult. EY-2006: A WHAT? Why? How? Why? Me: Millions know your name as the greatest of heroes, millions more as the greatest of villains, and other millions know you solely as the greatest author of Harry Potter fanfiction. EY-2006: This is beginning to strain credulity. Me: The New York Post will probably soon publish a story claiming that you keep a harem of submissive mathematicians. Sadly, they will be lying. EY-2006: I'm going to stop believing you now. Me: All of this is taking place under the ominous shadow of Donald Trump.
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San Francisco is running an experiment this year where first time home buyers got $5,000,000 down payment assistance from venture capitalists and somehow it didn’t make things more affordable
JUST IN: First-time homebuyers could get as much as $50,000 for a down payment on a house, under a draft bill to be introduced by Senator Jeff Merkley and cosponsored by Senator Ron Wyden, per Axios
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I want a Spotlight 2 but it's about reporting the lesbian bar mask mandate story
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The Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act directly confronts the extinction threat that humanity is facing. We are inspired that the Sanders and Casar teams take this threat seriously, and MIRI endorses the Act. You can read more of our thoughts in the link below.
The leading experts are clear: AI is rapidly escaping our control. Congress must act NOW. Today I’m introducing legislation to permanently ban artificial superintelligence and pause advanced AI until clear safety rules are in place.
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Unimaginable levels of corruption
Trump’s net worth hit $7 billion in 2026. That’s triple where it was in early 2024, according to Forbes data.
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Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it. Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!
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JUST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”
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Fun fact: Had Trump not arbitrarily ended Obama’s JCPOA, the Strait would be open, Iran would not be pursuing a nuclear weapon, and fuel prices would be much cheaper.
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People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.
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Ian Ferrel retweeted
I think the courts and legislatures should start adopting and enacting evidentiary presumptions against cops who don't have their body cams turned on during law enforcement operations. It's 2026. There should be no excuses for this.
SCOOP the ICE officer who shot Wilber Rafael Garcés Pérez in Austin wasn't wearing his body cam. The officer is a new recruit hired by the agency last year 🔽
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