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@ianomyles

Man united♥️ I'm expensive everyday ...I ain't free tomorrow

 Georgia, USA
Joined May 2026
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@ianomylesSep 6
Manchester United is playing today and the whole world is happy. What do you predict will happen in this game?
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I held you down when you had nothing, sai ni wewe uko mbele kuturnish my reputation. Betrayal from the least expected person🤧
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30 k na unaniomba mia .all men do is lie
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Mtume emails to football partnerships za Ajax and Bayern.
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Hello @PoliceKE @NPSOfficial_KE @APSBOMETFC @NYS_Ke @NACADAKenya @kipmurkomen @PoliceFCKE @PrisonsKe @InteriorKE @rigathi @_KithureKindiki.
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Herbs are for Healing!
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@ianomylesOct 28
Replying to @bomboluly
Ata sisi hatukutaki huko
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@AFCAjaxOct 28
We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪
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DVIOVOJBFHIJDWQP[FKJOVJCSDIONCSIOP'NXC!!!!!!!!
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Date: 25th October, 2026 To: The Board, Manager, and Fellow Sufferers From: Babu Iano (former loyal fan) *RE: RESIGNATION FROM POSITION OF MANCHESTER UNITED FAN – EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY* Dear Sir/Madam, I write to formally tender my resignation from my position as a Manchester United fan, a role I have held with dedication, tears, and unexplained optimism for [Insert Number] years. This decision has not been easy. After years of service, including late-night matches, defending Maguire on Twitter, explaining what "trust the process" means, and believing that "next season is our season," I have realized that my mental health, my blood pressure, and my sleep schedule can no longer sustain this employment. My reasons are as follows: 1. *Breach of Contract:* I signed up for football, not horror movies every sunday at 5pm. 2. *Emotional Damage:* I have aged 15 years in the last 3 seasons. 3. *Unfulfilled Promises:* I was promised a rebuild. I got a demolition. I am grateful for the memories – the Fergie time winners, the 99 treble stories I have to watch on YouTube because I didn't experience them, and the few times we beat Liverpool. I will be serving my notice period until the end of this weekend, after which I will be proceeding on indefinite gardening leave. Please do not contact me for match discussions, fantasy league, or "we are back" propaganda. I wish the club well in its future endeavors of finishing 8th and winning the press conference. ONCE A RED ALWAYS A RED♥️🥹 Kindly accept this resignation and delete my details from the fan group. Yours in permanent trauma, Babu Iano Former ID No: GGMU 4 Life
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@SibiLFCOct 25
Every triangle, has a peak.
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RUUUNN IT BAAAACK 😭
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🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united have scheduled a meeting to sack Michael Carrick tomorrow after the defeat against Como on Wednesday.
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Carrick apologises to the United fans #mufc
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🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “It was the decision of the staff to not go man-for-man tonight”.
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Carrick ball.
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@dylan_kilelOct 5
Just a few HIV positive South Africans awaiting their ARVs collection
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@ianomylesOct 6
The owner of this account died 💔😢
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The owner of this account died 💔😢
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Bafana bafana coach telling his players to go and take ARVs mid match
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Kutoka January Ugali mayai na niki change diet huwa nakula Mayai ugali... Eiihh mailord 🥲
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Tushafika kwa Mong'ina, lakini si anauza chai expensive. How come hio kikombe enye ata mtoto mluhya hawezi shiba ni 80 KES,chapati nayo ni 50 KES.
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If you know this male teacher or you have his number send it to my dms Niko na 3k ina muhusu
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